The Adventurer's Forest 3: Alternate Fantasia

[11:22:14 PM] Thomas (Tpcool): i will do it tomorrow i am tired
you should pick a class in my place nameless

tpcool picks hello penguin

 

already taken
squirrel knight or black cat

 

oh right
i read penguin and that didn't occur to me that it was hello penguin
the word "penguin" doesn't have the same impact as "hello penguin"
tpcool picks black cat cats are cute i guess

 

Esper Bunny. I've always liked black mages and fancy offensive magic, and Black Cat would probably be more satisfying, but I also like soft and friendly healing magic, and without the ability to do both (this isn't FF6, after all), I think I'll go with the role that suits my nature more.

As Esper Bunny, you worship a deity. You may either proceed down the path of PROGRESS, or tell the tales of 2403.

 

I will go with Squirrel Knight I guess

 

Dunc's lying, that's Penguin

As mentioned before, each of you gets one skill to take along with you. I decide the skills. It is me.

Spoiler

Black Cat - Control: Charm one person to do what you ask, within reason. They will not let you walk out of a high-security prison.

Esper Bunny - Cure: Heal one ally by a small amount.

Kitsune - Scavenge: Gather materials around you to create a very weak potion.

Squirrel Knight - Distract: Throw your voice to distract nearby things.

Hello Penguin - Whisper: Inflict magical damage to whatever you whisper to. A small amount. Breathe a hello and the world is yours.

One last thing. Do you guys want to give your characters names or do you just want to your forum usernames for your characters?

 

I hate my forum username so my guy's name is Claoose.
He's the guy to the left on my profile pic.

 

I'll name mine GIR

 

Oh, so I don't have to follow a deity. That's good...and I guess in-game me could go by Snow.

 

Teknerd's offline, we're leaving w/o him.

Spoiler

You wake up, dizzy in a jail cell. You confirm with your friends that you are all still alive. There are two guards stationed outside of the cell. You can spy a pair of keys on the farther guard's belt. What do you want to do?

 

(Dangit, and I was just about to sleep)
>Test durability of cell bars by shaking them.

 

The bars snap, fall to the ground and shatter. I guess they were like made of glass or something. The shards fly everywhere, miraculously missing every party member except for TekNerd who dies and the guards get hit. The cell bars were infused with sleeping magic so the guards fall asleep. The keys fall from the guard's belt.

Side note. Bobbyis is our third GM. This will probably never come into play. Just noting.

 

A holy light beams down out of the sky. A sword floats majestically out of it, into the waiting hand of Polaris. =Polaris has become Paladin!= =Polaris gained the INFINITY+1 Sword!=

The light winks back on, and shines on Cool. "FUCK YOU" booms a thundering voice. =Cool has become UnCool...=

 

>Take key and check guard's pockets for anything else of use.

 

You move your hands towards the guard's pocket. Ruffling through, you can't seem to find anything... until an idea strikes. You slowly remove the guard's pants, and lo and behold, you've found it! The """master_key""", squarely between his legs - shaped oddly phallic, for reasons you're unsure of. Pulling it away, you run back to the door and unlock it. Your party is free! You slip the """master_key""" into your pocket and join the group. Gained perk: """master_key""" - +3 ATK when wielding a one-handed weapon.

 

tpcool's not here so i have to do something for him i guess dunc told me to
he takes the shards and stabs himself with it tpcool's dead

 

Tpcool falls to the floor and slumps on the ground. As he dies, his back cat abilities activate as he is dead and also in contact with himself. He gains a soul point. Using that soul point, he self-consciously raises his own body. Now a zombie, but otherwise functionally identical to his past life, he stands. He is also his own necromancer. Good work. Now not only is he unCOOL, but he's also un










DEAD

 

tpcool had lost control of his mind once he became undead
in other words i'm not doing this shit and tpcool's not doing this shit in time you guys can try to fend off undeadcool i guess

 

but he's also un










DEAD

Better hope he doesn't turn into a REdead, am I right?

 

then he'd be REcool! hahahahhahaha


that isn't a joke huh