Terraria Top 5 Items

If you could select the top 5 Items to add to a list, what would they be?
SEE RULES BELOW!
1. No healing potions (to keep the topic from getting redundant)
2. List armor as 1 piece. No chestplate, Helmet, Etc.
3. Elaborate why it is on the list and it's functions.
4. Please be serious.
EXAMPLE:
5. Magic Mirror. Getting in Hell is easy. Climbing up a Hellevator is not.
4. Necro Armor. 20% not to consume Ammo. What you REALLY need for fighting WoF.
3. Demon Scythe. Pierces Many enemies, Kicks Destroyer in the Teeth.
2. Breaker Blade. GET ZOMBIE AWAY FROM ME! BB: Okay, got it. Highest knockback of all swords
1.Phoenix Blaster. Best firearm in the game. High damage + High speed = a large hole where Dificulty used to be.

 

1. Daybloom seeds - dayblooms are pretty
2. Sunflowers - sunflowers are pretty
3. Dirt - dirt is not terribly pretty but flowers grow on it
4. Moonglow seeds - moonglows are prettiest!
5. Acorns - trees are pretty

I want to make a nice little garden!

 

Good luck killing Wall of Flesh with a DAYBLOOM

 

Why do you have to be so violent? What's wrong with making a garden? Why would I want to kill the Wall of Flesh? Then my garden might get corrupted!

 

Well keeping my brains in my skull is a nice thing.

 

1. Megashark

 

Why are you so obsessed with the WoF?

 

Well he give 20 gold when he dies, he drops awesome items, and he's the 3rd hardest boss by my opinion, next to Twins and Skelatron prime.

 

He's not a very hard boss at all, almost as easy as Skeletron. You don't have to fight him, it's completely optional. In fact, you don't have to fight anything except slimes and zombies, so shut up and let me have my garden.

 

Cultr's bitchin' five item pro set:

•Tuxedo Shirt and Tuxedo Pants
Gotta stay classy on the battlefield, no matter what cost. Nothing says classy like a tuxedo.

•Handgun
So people know not to fuck with you. You don't need any bullets, though.

•Armor Statue
People will walk up to your house and see this sweet statue and think "whoah, I bet a totally rad dude lives here."

•Cursed Torch
To put next to your statue. It gives off a sick green light, it'll make your statue at least three times cooler.

And that's the set. Follow the build, and you'll be a mad baller in no time!

 

This bro knows what the fuck is up, but does the armor statue count as an item, since you won't be carrying it? Also, maybe you should have a more bad-ass statue, like the gargoyle statue. Other than that, I can't find a problem with this.

 

Now you see, there's a whole level of badass that it appears you're not getting.
Armor Statues are rad because they send out the message "I'm so pro that I leave my armor at home. And my armor is made of rocks."
My previous build is known as the "bitchin' five item pro set" because you're only running with four items instead of five. And what's cooler than four? Nothing.

Now if you're having trouble running the streets with this set, feel free to use my patented Bitchin' Five Item Supplementary set. You will need the following:

•Tuxedo Shirt and Tuxedo Pants
Just because you're not a pro yet doesn't mean you can't look like one. Live fresh with this classy as fuck evening ensemble.

•Pheonix Blaster
This doesn't send off the same aura of pure fear as a straight up handgun, but it makes up for it by being better in every other way. Ever seen a man driving a huge pickup, compensating for something? Until you're a true pro and sport the Handgun, this will be you. Work hard every day, and you could maybe be as pro as I. True pros don't need ammo, but we're starting on square one, so pack a clip.

•Gold Helmet
This armor won't clash with your extremely tasteful professional attire, with the added bonus of being sweet as hell. Gold is the best metal, don't be caught wearing anything but gold. It may spell the end of your pro career!

•Cursed Torch
Practice looking intense in the cool green light of the Cursed Torch, every real pro knows how to intimidate posers with their stolid gaze. While doing this, consider a good location to place your Armor Statue. Dream big, that's what pros do.

That's the build. Believe in yourself and train every day, and one day, you may find yourself cruising with the pros.
See you soon!

 

except, every gold helmet since 1.0 has looked like crap.

Also
Hamdrax
Obsidian Shield
Excalibur
Crystal Storm
Hallowed Armor

 

Clearly Malpercio is not quite to the level of true pro.
Take a look at the helmet again.

See those sweet wings attached? Not only do they make you run fast, but they also are rad as fuck. All the haters will see your pro wings on your head and back up a step.
The first step to being a pro is looking like a pro, and no headgear is more pro than the gold helmet.

 

I like to back up my pro-ness with a wide variety of powerful shit. You get some endgame armor and wear that shit around town, haters gonna know not to mess with you.

 

don't steal my thing bro
it's my thing.

Also, that wasn't five items.

 

Wings. Higher armor rating. Rarer material.
Your Bitchin' Five Item Set looks like it has room for... modifications.

 

Adamantite?
Fucking please, a true pro's armor's all about swag. Gold armor is for pros, Adamantine is for posers. Just look at it. Red? May as well be walking the streets in your little sister's Hello Kitty PJs. As stated before, the supplementary set was meticulously designed to boost your level to just sub-pro, and a pro doesn't wear armor. The less armor you're accustomed to while cruising the streets, the closer you are to the elite rank of professional.

 

I always thought the full cobalt armor with the cobalt helmet looked like Megaman.
Anyway.

1. Phasesaber

2. Flamethrower

3. Sticky Glowstick

4. Dual Hook

5. Magic Missile

 

Or you can look like Sub Zero with the mask!!