Why'd Quote wake up in the "Start Point"?
According to Tezuka-sensei, everything starts at "Start Point"
Why's Quote's hat red?
According to Art, red is courage.
Why's there a hermit gunsmith?
According to Watsuki-sensei, gunsmith must be Hermit.
Who shot the sheriff?
According to the game, there was no sheriff.
Why are mimiga's called mimiga's?
According to Icarus, mimi means ear, and ga is an abbreviation of gao. Tall ears
Why are they Rabbit/dog/humanoids?
According to WTF, it wants to be here. WTF.
Why are their enemy's cockroaches?
According to Psychology, horror is courage.
Why are the Roaches called Guadi's?
According to me, you misspelled Gaudi. According to me again, Gau is Gao and Di is your younger brother. Tall brother. Btw I suck at Chinese btw.
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
According to Klondike, it doesn't exist in the game. Difference in epicness too much.
Why's Curly a blonde?
According to Americans, blondes are dumbnuts. Yes, she got nuts.
Why'd she wake up with mimiga children?
According to Jake, robots sleep with Mimigas.
What really happened to her parents?
According to Curly, she's a bastard
Why's Balrog a square?
According to everyone, Balrog's a toaster, and nothing else but Balrog.
Who's Date's father?
According to Date, Date Masamune.
Mother?
According to Yoda, your mom she is.
Why is Sue such a whiny bitch half the time?
According to SP-san, Sue only whines while getting laid, which is all the time.
I found a penny!
According to penny, mentioning her name is irrelevant here.
Why are enemies multi-colored?
According to Konami, Contra makes a game.
What re critters made of?
According to Chinese, rice flour + pork is everything. NO offense ever intended.
What kind of a name is "Bat"?
According to dic, Bat is how you spell the name of that flying mammal.
Why are the bosses so easy?
According to Amaya-sama, he's gonna slaughter you now.
Who's the lovechild of King x Igor?
According to Wikipedia, gays don't get anything. According to Jake again, you get him.
Why's the last battle music entitled "Last Battle"?
According to Captain Obvious,
I'm Batman.
According to The Joker, he hates you. According to Soviet Russia, The Joker hates YOU!!
Since when did the moon have a song album?
According to EMI, they didn't. Pixel-sama lied.
What are the ghosts shooting at you?
According to that guy in the Singaporean sitcom, easy come, easy ghost. I doubt anything's relevant anyway.
Why are undead dragons considered undead?
According to Ghost Whisperer, I see dead people. wait...
How do we know the dragon sisters are female?
According to Jim, sexist, or.... sexy? XD
Why am I asking such stupid questions?
According to ZarroTsu, he posted stupid questions.
Why do the named Plantation mimiga's even have names, if they're minor characters?
According to Kage, pitiful people wants pity.
Why is the last cave entitled "Last Cave"?
According to my brain, it worked hard in the same way just now.
Why do you die by jumping off the island, if you can fall forever and not get hurt?
According to the island, you lose if he hates you.
Why is Itoh such a pussy?
According to Momorin, Itoh is a boy.
That's all Folks?
According to the Balcony, it doesn't want to be too big.
