sixtyseconds said:
Merlinorevivarkfiraggotdickmuncheretc.
When people type like this, thinking it's cute or funny 8)
When I see the
face ever used in any situation for any reason
When people take non-funny memes outside of imageboards and especially when they use them unceasingly, especially "text memes" which I guess you wouldn't technically call a "meme" but... well, y'know, stuff like >implying and >my face when (reaction faces can be funny sometimes, if used really well, but >mfw simply used in text is horribly annoying)
similar to the above, people who cannot reply to anything or react to anything or make any kind of conversation online without using or attempting to use some kind of textual meme or "chan-like" way of typing for absolutely everything, as if they think they're still using the imageboard
tied to the above and even worse, the people who actually get mad when you *don't* talk like that, even when you're not on the imageboard, and start calling you a "faggot" for communicating in any other way or expressing an opinion that's not the generally accepted one of people at such sites
People trying to troll who are bad at it or don't understand it
People who have no personality beyond "troll" or "attempt at troll" and refuse to ever engage in normal conversation even when it's 1-on-1 (that's the WORST)
certain smileys, like =p and =o
especially when people put
, o:, =o, etc after like everything they say fffffff
People who are intelligent and seem like great people but squander it all by being complete assholes and not even funny assholes >:| this happens too often
when you CANNOT EVER play a game -- examples for me include WoW, FFXI and L4D/L4D2, among others -- because you came " too late to the party" and everyone expects you to be a grizzled veteran, elsewise they kick you from games/parties. L4D is still reasonably fresh in my opinion, especially 2, but you cannot join any game without being kicked for not knowing every map exactly and alkdasflkj
Games such as L4D, Alien Swarm, Killing Floor, etc which pretty much require you to have friends playing to have a good time, but every time you ask anyone, even if you see them playing the exact game constantly on steam, they "don't feel like it" or "are busy with something else", EVERY single time
when you have a similar game that suddenly all the people you had to play it with are "too manly and cool" for it anymore (i.e. pokemon, smash bros, etc)
and oh how I could go on!