Stop Playing Minecraft

You will not play Minecraft, you will not play Cave Story, you will not even play Pokemon. Do you see this list of games? You will play any of them you own. GLaDOS needs CPUs, and god damn it you're going to give them to her. Do you want Portal 2 to be released early? WELL, DO YOU? THEN QUIT PLAYING MINECRAFT FOR ONE FUCKING WEEKEND.

 

Ok, I logged off-- What's yur steem eye dee? friend GoldenGamer789, we could play portal 2 sometime.

 

So if I just jump on each of the games I have for a few minutes each, will that contribute? Or is it X amount of people playing at once, something like that?

Because I have both Amnesia and Killing floor, but my laptop would melt if I tried to actually play them past the title screens.

 

ok that's pretty cool that they're promoting great indie games
just I don't have any money man
fuc

 

So if I just jump on each of the games I have for a few minutes each, will that contribute? Or is it X amount of people playing at once, something like that?

I think it's total time played.
By the way, I just remembered that I have an exam Monday night. Don't play any of the games, please.

 

Am I the only one on this forum that doesn't play that deliriously addictive game?

 

I don't play it either.

It's hard to stop playing minecraft when you haven't started.

 

Man, playing games and not having a Steam account is like... like... having a life but not a Facebook account. Either you're doing it wrong or you are much too cool for such silliness.

 

Man, playing games and not having a Steam account is like... like... having a life but not a Facebook account. Either you're doing it wrong or you are much too cool for such silliness.

This doesn't apply if you have a computer like I did.

And, no money. (This was a lie, I just don't feel like it)

 

To be entirely honest, I don't care if Portal 2 comes out any earlier. I've always thought that it's a pretty cool game but I've never really gotten into it. This does give me a good excuse to buy Amnesia though.

Also, do I have to buy it off Steam to take part in this? I don't have steam and the only other way I can get Amnesia from Australia is by using the Frictional Games Mobile Store.

 

It does have to be Steam. Aren't you glad Steam is free?

 

Unfortunately, I'm unable to buy games off steam and I can't get my head around the Frictional Mobile Store. It looks like it's Minecraft for me.

 

It's like.... two days until Portal 2 is released. Is that short of a time period really that excruciating? I mean, I'm looking forward to it too (have it preordered and preloaded), but...

 

But it will feel like you helped GLaDOS.
...Yay?

 

"I think we can put our differences aside, for science. You monster."

 

Cave Johnson here. Our latest and greatest investment opportunity is a directed telepathy ray. Aperture is currently using it to make you read this in my voice.
We're done here.

 

...well played, sir. Well played...

 

THE POTATOES ARE COUNTING DOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!

 

Valve has no sensitivity towards the Irish. Too soon, Valve. Too soon.

 

Valve has no sensitivity towards the Irish. Too soon, Valve. Too soon.

Who are you callin' Irish?