Spess

Nov 29, 2013 at 4:11 AM
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Spoos spass spezz
We don't have a spess thread and this needs to be remedied

Spess is slang for Space Station 13.
Wait no. Space Station 13 is slang for Spess.
The game is basically a simulator of a space station (a really shitty one). You don't win, you just do really fucked up things and prolong the amount of time it takes for you to have to call the shuttle (ie escape from the station, ie lose).


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This is the proper way to do botany, and this was after growing literally tons of space weed

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The chef and I, conspiring to make meat out of everyone in the game

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ARE YOU NEXT

To download the game, go to http://www.byond.com and download the client. Open it and register for an account. You have to press a button in the upper right I think? (I use the old client so it's different for me) and then you have to type in an IP address. I won't post Noxid's server address unless he's cool with it.

So yeah, feel free to talk about how you like the game, your recent exploits, screenshots, threats, metagaming, questions, et cetera.
 
Nov 29, 2013 at 4:18 AM
Been here way too long...
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Spess spass spoos spazz

Are you next was probably one of the best three rounds I've played, up there with moonbutt rev round and "fuck this I'm leaving" rev round.

oh my god
Imagine, a round with all the twelve year olds and us
What would happen
Who would win
Who would inevitably get eaten by the singulo
How many different ways will windy find to screw us over
The only way to know is to MAKE IT HAPPEN

Also:
People may tell you that you are your greatest ally.
That's fucking bullshit the wiki is
http://wiki.ss13.eu/index.php/Main_Page
You're welcome
 
Nov 29, 2013 at 4:29 AM
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you seem to be ignoring the fact that it is in fact possible to win
you just have to play a round that isn't extended roleplay for once :V :V :V :pignon2:
 
Nov 29, 2013 at 4:35 AM
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Well yeah that's true but roleplay is fun because you can just do whatever the hell you want
 
Nov 29, 2013 at 4:36 AM
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Dunc2403 said:
oh my god
Imagine, a round with all the twelve year olds and us
What would happen
We'd have to teach a bunch of fucking 12-year-olds how to play spess and then actually play spess with them. Why do you think this is a good idea?
MagicDoors said:
Well yeah that's true but roleplay is fun because you can just do whatever the hell you want
Spoken like a true casual
 
Nov 29, 2013 at 8:35 AM
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Dunc2403 said:
Imagine, a round with all the twelve year olds and us

Dunc, you're 12
 
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