That's a very good question. Actually, no it isn't. It is a very silly question and you should be ashamed. But I will answer it anyway: Provided that the desert has area of at least ten square miles, your canoe is made of wood, you have still at least one wheel left, the pancakes are with butter and the doghouse is currently uninhabited, it takes exactly 8.53 pancakes. Unfortunately, I was unable to replicate the problem for any different set of criteria, so if your situation is different, you're pretty much screwed. Yes.
What would you for a wedge of cheese?