I'm sorry but your plans biggest failing is the fact that Russians can turn ANYTHING into liquor.Captain Fabulous said:My plan to kill everyone involves releasing air into the atmosphere. Then the whole world will breathe it into their lungs and die. Air has a mortality rate equal to that of potatoes, but will spread much faster and can't be converted into liquor by the Russians.
Oh, come ON, This is all a bunch of hogwash. I've eaten potatoes since I was but a wee lad and I don't feel like jabbing a stabbing implement into someones head. Man, the things they come up with these days.