Nov 18, 2011 at 2:32 AM
Join Date: May 6, 2009
Location: somewhere new
Posts: 2137
Age: 29
Hey losers. What games are you guys playing now?
Skyrim? Saint's Row 3? Well I have some news, those games are for FUCKING PUSSIES
Welcome to
NITRONIC RUSH
THE COOLEST FUCKING SHIT ON THE PLANET
Watch this and cry tears of manly AWESOMENESS
Don't you DARE watch that in ANYTHING but 720p fullscreen, you idiot motherfuckers
This game's the fucking coolest shit to ROCK YOUR FUCKING WORLD
If Tron, Audiosurf, and Progressive House had a baby, this game would FUCKING KILL IT INSTANTLY WITH ITS BADASSERY
THIS GAME IS THE BEST THING TO EVER COME OUT OF A GROUP OF COLLEGE STUDENTS, IT MAKES MY DICK ROCK HARD
IT WAS BUILT FROM FUCKING SCRATCH IN C++ BITCHES, CAN YOUR PRECIOUS BATTLEFIELD 3 CLAIM THAT WITH ITS PUSSY FROSTBITE ENGINE?
YOU BET YOURS SORRY ASS IT CAN'T
Not enough?
Well HOLD ON TO YOUR DICK BECAUSE THIS IS WHERE SHIT GETS REAL
The ENTIRE FUCKING GAME IS IN TIME TO THE MUSIC, WITH FLASHING MINES AND LASERS AND FUCKING ROCKS FALLING OUT OF THE SKY
Not enough?
THE MUSIC LAYERS MORE SHIT ON WHEN YOU BLOW UP OR START FUCKING FLYING THROUGH THE SKY, IT'S TOTALLY DYNAMIC IN
EVERY
FUCKING
LEVEL
Well now that I've BLOWN YOUR FUCKING MIND, you're going to go crying to your Mommy for money so you can buy it, right?
Yeah, you heard me motherfucker, these developers are SO MUCH COOLER THAN YOU ARE THAT THEY'RE GIVING THEIR FUCKING STELLAR GAME FOR JACK SHIT
SO YOU GET YOURSELF NITRONIC RUSH TODAY, AND BE THE COOLEST MOTHERFUCKER IN YOUR ENTIRE CITY
EDIT: I'M AN IDIOT, TAKE THIS
http://nitronic-rush.com/
EDIT2:
WHAT, YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING RACING GAME?
FUCK THAT SHIT, RACING GAMES ARE FOR PUSSIES
NITRONIC RUSH IS ALL ABOUT SURVIVAL, YOU KEEP YOUR ASS ALIVE OR YOU FAIL, NONE OF THAT PUSSY RACING SHIT
SO GO GET IT
Skyrim? Saint's Row 3? Well I have some news, those games are for FUCKING PUSSIES
Welcome to
NITRONIC RUSH
THE COOLEST FUCKING SHIT ON THE PLANET
Watch this and cry tears of manly AWESOMENESS
Don't you DARE watch that in ANYTHING but 720p fullscreen, you idiot motherfuckers
This game's the fucking coolest shit to ROCK YOUR FUCKING WORLD
If Tron, Audiosurf, and Progressive House had a baby, this game would FUCKING KILL IT INSTANTLY WITH ITS BADASSERY
YOU CAN'T DESCRIBE THAT SHIT, ITS FUCKING COOLER THAN YOUR MOTHER
THIS GAME IS THE BEST THING TO EVER COME OUT OF A GROUP OF COLLEGE STUDENTS, IT MAKES MY DICK ROCK HARD
IT WAS BUILT FROM FUCKING SCRATCH IN C++ BITCHES, CAN YOUR PRECIOUS BATTLEFIELD 3 CLAIM THAT WITH ITS PUSSY FROSTBITE ENGINE?
YOU BET YOURS SORRY ASS IT CAN'T
Not enough?
Well HOLD ON TO YOUR DICK BECAUSE THIS IS WHERE SHIT GETS REAL
The ENTIRE FUCKING GAME IS IN TIME TO THE MUSIC, WITH FLASHING MINES AND LASERS AND FUCKING ROCKS FALLING OUT OF THE SKY
Not enough?
THE MUSIC LAYERS MORE SHIT ON WHEN YOU BLOW UP OR START FUCKING FLYING THROUGH THE SKY, IT'S TOTALLY DYNAMIC IN
EVERY
FUCKING
LEVEL
Well now that I've BLOWN YOUR FUCKING MIND, you're going to go crying to your Mommy for money so you can buy it, right?
WRONG, THIS SHIT'S FOR FREE
Yeah, you heard me motherfucker, these developers are SO MUCH COOLER THAN YOU ARE THAT THEY'RE GIVING THEIR FUCKING STELLAR GAME FOR JACK SHIT
SO YOU GET YOURSELF NITRONIC RUSH TODAY, AND BE THE COOLEST MOTHERFUCKER IN YOUR ENTIRE CITY
EDIT: I'M AN IDIOT, TAKE THIS
http://nitronic-rush.com/
EDIT2:
WHAT, YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING RACING GAME?
FUCK THAT SHIT, RACING GAMES ARE FOR PUSSIES
NITRONIC RUSH IS ALL ABOUT SURVIVAL, YOU KEEP YOUR ASS ALIVE OR YOU FAIL, NONE OF THAT PUSSY RACING SHIT
SO GO GET IT