Misserys a prostitute

I would make her smite random people around the world.

 

I'd make her... Grant me additional power. Like those dark balls of energy that drop lightning bolts on the ground. Yeah. There's a power I'd want to claim from her. *Rubs his hands with an insidious grin*

 

Don't ever try to change. lol

 

I'd make her blow you too, Jacob.

 

I'd make her blow me. Then make her pay ME 5 bucks. I'm just enough of a jackass to do that.

 

I have to say that sounds like something Jacob would do.

 

A random idea just crossed my mind:

A few days after acquiring the Crown I asked Misery if it was true that she had to carry out every command I gave her.
"Yes, my lord," she responded, "I cannot defy the one who wields the Crown."
"So if I tell you to, um, take your clothes off..."
"I will be obliged to do so, yes."
She was staring at me while I was pondering about what I just learned. "Do it," I finally said.
Without even a single word, she dropped her trousers, took off her top and didn't even hesitate to throw away her underwear. As she stood in front of me, naked and expressionless, I suddenly realized that she wasn't at all ashamed of it. I must have kept staring at her for a little too long, because a sudden simper crossed her face and she asked: "Would you like me to do anything else, my lord?" Well, to cut a long story short, we ended up having sex. Long, passionate sex. After the act, as we lay down next to each other, she snuggled up against me and whispered: "You are a great lover, my lord. Even better than Annachponae."
"Annachponae..?" I gasped when I realized that I actually did see the name recently. I didn't sleep well that night. And I never, ever made love to Misery again.

 

I'd just force Misery to play Soldat so I could school her. How's that MP5 liking your face, Misery?
Also, T-Jack, that gave me a hard-on. You should write friggin erotica or something.

 

"Tale of a Cave"

In complete opposition of all the previous posts...

Misery cannot tell a lie to the Crown wearer, yesno?
But she must obey whatever the bearer says, correct?

Order her to tell a lie.

 

But then she'd explode... COUNTER PRODUCTIVE.

 

Hm

But then she'd explode... COUNTER PRODUCTIVE.

Would she explode?
Maybe it would create a Paradox that would destroy the whole multi-verse!!
BWHAHAHAHHAHAHA

 

*bows* I live to please (not really).

 

Hiyo!
It's her own fault, she made the crown.

 

A random idea just crossed my mind:

A few days after acquiring the Crown I asked Misery if it was true that she had to carry out every command I gave her.
"Yes, my lord," she responded, "I cannot defy the one who wields the Crown."
"So if I tell you to, um, take your clothes off..."
"I will be obliged to do so, yes."
She was staring at me while I was pondering about what I just learned. "Do it," I finally said.
Without even a single word, she dropped her trousers, took off her top and didn't even hesitate to throw away her underwear. As she stood in front of me, naked and expressionless, I suddenly realized that she wasn't at all ashamed of it. I must have kept staring at her for a little too long, because a sudden simper crossed her face and she asked: "Would you like me to do anything else, my lord?" Well, to cut a long story short, we ended up having sex. Long, passionate sex. After the act, as we lay down next to each other, she snuggled up against me and whispered: "You are a great lover, my lord. Even better than Annachponae."
"Annachponae..?" I gasped when I realized that I actually did see the name recently. I didn't sleep well that night. And I never, ever made love to Misery again.

LOL plus hot...

Well I'd make her blow me, and then I'd send her to Earth to make it as fucked up looking as the island: she'd turn the humans into mimigas and various monsters, and make all the animals huge and weird and thirsty for human/mimiga flesh

 

Heh heh... Okay, another question: What would you make Balrog do?

 

Me? I'm not the one who sees sex in everything...

 

You do realize that I was joking back then, right?

 

I would make him go around crushing random things.

 

Dude, I'd make giant slices of toast. How could you not?

 

Peanut butter and honey, man. Try it. Best toast ever.