Lets Play The Sumit-Sumit Game!

All you do is say what happened, so lets say:

I was walking down the street...

When you got hit by bird crap...

Then got attacked by poo eating bats that pushed you down a ditch...

And so on, Lets play!

 

I am an astronaut working at a space station...

 

and i am clinically insane

also move this to forum-based games

 

So I prevented 60seconds from posting in this thread oloololol0l

 

you try to prohibit me but i broke down your wall

Ps someone at my school actually said this

 

Suddenly, locks! Thousands of them!

 

I hold the Key

 

Yet the key is actually the wrong one! Gasp!

 

And it was Hentai Key, anyways.

TENTACLES!

 

Plus that key is rather useless unless you have a hash.

Ninja'd.

Oh no not ikachan!

 

...and Ikachan was eaten by giant, tentacle-raping, octopi.

 

who then were raped themselves by japanese sushi makers

 

Oooh, Sushi!? I love sushi!! *nawms on some sushi*

 

It happens to be raw and poisoned, and kills you, and you return to your original form-a Wedge of Cheese.

 

Well, that's not so bad.

 

And then WD eats you again.

 

A day or so later-

Crouching Desu, Hidden Cheese.

 

I acquire that Kung Fu technique and shove it into WD's face.