Last person to post here wins.

And . . . go!

 

lalalalala
is this before its locked or what?

 

Lol wut?

 

This ends one of a few ways:

1. There's a locking due to rowdiness

2. A mod locks it with him having the last post to seem clever. (though this may not work if it's set up so that mods can post in locked topics)

3. The topic becomes dead and sinks, and nobody posts in it until the forums close forever.

... or it doesn't end.

 

IM CURRENTLY TEH WINNER ._.

 

I think SP, andwhy, and SkyeWelse have a bit of an unfair advantage here.

 

Not really.

 

They can just post then lock, and they win, so yes.

 

SkyeWelse is not the type to do that. And if the other two did something like that just to win they risk their job because of abuse of power.

So, no.

 

Well whoever inspires thread locking will most likely be the winner. I promise to not post a final "thread closed" message. Aaaaaaaaand go.

I like pie.

Chicken pie.

 

Power abuse? That's not power abuse. I've seen way worse than cheating in a forum game.
How about changing the name of a sub forum all the time and making the webpage background cans of Folger's Coffee Crystals?

 

That sounds like an EPIC WIN to me.

 

zAAAAAAAAA!!!! zOMFG A FUCKING BILLION DOLLARS BITCHES!!! zEVERY SENTENCE STARTS WITH Z SO NO LOWERCASIFICATION IF THATS EVEN A WORD IT IS NOW OR I COULD JUST SAY EVERYTHING IN ONE BIG FUCKING HUGEASS RUNON SENTENCE OMG IM TALKING LIKE ODIN WHATS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Is that worthy of thread locking???

 

No, spamming is expected.

 

I think we do have a list of possible winners :

• J
• MS
• YS(yours sincerely)
• Haith
• BB
• Kage
• SP-san (power abuse)

Since the first three names came to mind before I even reviewed the forum history, we might say they (we) have the greatest chance of winning. However, the usual last-posters are also the thread-starters themselves.

And even if power abuse is conducted, we might still compromise by saying the poster before the power abuser is the real winner.

And even if Jake is like the least possible winner here, which is partly a compliment and a support to the fact that he never wins, there's the term, dark horse.

And since I'm acting like some adjudicator here, I might have lost my chance, moreover when you consider my desire of getting banned. Still, I'd try my best to win, and this thread is the most original idea ever.

Consider this as well, the poster after DT might be the best candidate, since it'd be a simple TLDR which is almost unrepliable.

 

tl;dr

 

If I was REALLY desperate to win, a pic of Ruruka would be seen below...

Did somebody mention spam?

No bot mockups here, though I did find a connection to that rude spambot duo, Dimanoff & Badabomj...

(Look towards the bottom of the link's page & you'll see these two bots are related by their server number... And no, I did not gather this info directly, I found it through Google Search. I'm actually quite envious of how these people go to this level of research on spambots, as where I just make fun of the bots & don't do anything about them...)

Since i just revealed this piece of info, is that enough to grant me the win? Probably not...

 

nope

 

nope

 

nope.
hey, freezit, why am I not on that list?