Insert X, Receive Y

I insert the letter X.

You receive The Number 24.

I insert Exact Change.

 

You receive Exact Change.

I insert my foot.

 

You receive nothing, not even your foot

I insert air

 

You receive a balloon.

I insert a chairman on a chair.

 

You receive a book!
I insert a nuke.

 

You receive an anti-matter

I insert a mini vending machine

 

You recieve the contents of the vending machine, minus the money inside.

I insert stolen goods

 

You receive stolen bads.

I insert a bed.

 

You recieve a pillowcase, minus the pillow.

I insert Ib

 

You receive: 3400<488x^ds333>

I insert: Sharks with Friggin' Lazerz

 

You recieve a Minishark

I insert a Sniper Rifle

 

You receive a wooden rifle

I insert a paint brush.

 

You receive a masterpiece.

I insert a spineshark.

 

you receive a shinespark.

I insert 1000k.

 

You receive kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

I insert a pillow.

 

You receive a bed.

I insert a squirrel.

 

You receive bones, blood, squirrel body parts and a broken machine.

I can't insert anything because it's broken, so I'm calling a repairman.

 

You receive a dead repairman.

I insert the world

 

You get ZA WARUDO.

I insert doors and windows.

 

You receive a glimpse of your future. It is not pleasant.

I insert Fletching Mastery Cape