Insert X, Receive Y

The game is simple. I insert something, and the person under me tells
me what I get. And then they insert something.

Example:

Nutty20: I insert X.

Comment 1: You receive Y!
I insert X.

Now that you know what to let, lets begin!

I insert Polar Star.

 

You receive Spur.
I insert hamburger.

 

You receive pizza.

I insert an energy sword.

 

You get a male reproductive organ.

I insert a male reproductive organ a cookie.

 

You receive a cake.
I insert wooden planks.

 

You get a male reproductive organ.

I insert SCP 77

 

You receive this.
I insert le troll

 

You get a le spit back at you because it's disgusting and you should never use it.
For inserting a troll you get Hilarious Antics.

I insert a Religious Debate.

 

You receive something very enjoyable.
I insert a bad Cave Story mod. (take your pick)

 

You receive No Help on Your Mod, No Matter How Many Times You Ask for it.
I insert an IRC Channel.

can we please try and make this clever at least, I don't want to see another alphabet soup in here, this thread has potential.

 

You receive an autistic circlejerk full of autistic retards.

I insert $2.25 CAD

 

You get Canadian Dollar Coins, because damn those are neato.
And also A Quarter or whatever.

I insert A Bottle of Pepsi.

 

You get a can of Coca(ine)-Cola
I insert A Bad Roleplay

 

You get a movie deal.

I insert a Sarcophagus.

 

You get a curse.


I insert 20 ice cubes.

 

You receive a fireplace

I insert a sonic boom

 

You receive a boombastic speaker.
I insert a key.

 

You get a lock.

I insert the insert button.

 

You receive a keyboard.
I insert a banhammer.

 

You get an explosion

I insert a tetanus shot