Back in my day, you had to EARN eight hundred posts. Posts didn't just leap from the rocks. Ha! In my day, laddie, In MY day they took away half your posts once you thought you were about to making any progress. Indeed, in the great rapture of oh ten, yours truly lost over six hundred posts. Most on the forum. And I'm PROUD of that. I've lost so many posts that I've gotten 1337 five times now. You younguns have it so easy with this new, properly maintained board. Not enough suffering, if you ask me. Suffering builds character. Those like you, the unsuffered unsufferables, well, you guys have no character. No personality. Ha! Maybe that's why it's so hard for me to tell you apart.
And now what do you do, eh? A fresh new kid comes to MY forums, proud of the one and only thing he has ever created, and you snatch it from him. You take his happy little :J, and flash it around like it was yours.
Horrible. It almost makes me wish I had never had sex with your mother.