i wish to keep my sanity...

or this happens:

the story of the weirdest conversation ever... the condensed version:

count canolli: attack which drink: pepsi or coke?
mecha turtle: COKE COKE COKE COKE
immortalshippo: Neither.
count canolli: YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD, DEVIN
mecha turtle: SCREW THE RULES
mecha turtle: I'VE GOT
mecha turtle: MONEY!
immortalshippo: Sunny-mother-f**kin-D.
count canolli: NOT YOU D00D
count canolli: watch your f**kin language
immortalshippo: F**kn why?
immortalshippo: *F**kin
count canolli: I PUT MY SUNNY D IN DIET MODE
immortalshippo: *Kyril
count canolli: AND I ATTACK YOUR IJI CARD
whatever means business [gent]/immortalshippo: WTF?
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!/count canolli: WITH A MPFB DEVASTATOR
Black Monday means business/mecha turtle: I ATTACK
Black Monday means business: WITH WORLD OF WARCRAFT
whatever means business [gent]: YU-GI-OH DOES NOT HAVE IJI IN IT!
whatever means business [gent]: ...
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: so
whatever means business [gent]: YET!
Black Monday means business: wait are we talkin' bout iji or something else
whatever means business [gent]: *blink*
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: I PUT MY TELEPORTER IN TELEPORT MODE
whatever means business [gent]: *Blike*
whatever means business [gent]: *Blink*
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: try and use my teleporter
whatever means business [gent]: *Blin- Ah, f**k.
Black Monday means business: HEROIC LEAP
whatever means business [gent]: Stepped on a gnome.
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: I TELEPORT YOU THROUGH MY TELEPORTER SO I CAN DO THIS:
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAPMINE
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: FRIKKEN BOOM GOES YOUR ASHA
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: I USE MY MAGIC CARD... WHICH IS ACTUALLY A TRAP CARD... THAT I USE AGAINST YOU SO YOU LOSE ALL YOUR POINTS
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: it was nuke
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: not that frikken egyptian wuss
whatever means business [gent]: Boom, headshot.
Black Monday means business: CAN WE SEE YOUR CHOCOLATE CARDED TURKEY
Black Monday means business: Camels
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: WHO NEEDS THE ULTIMATE CARD WHEN YOU CAN USE NUKE
Black Monday means business: THAT KAIBA KID NEEDS TO GET LAYED
whatever means business [gent]: I have no moneys.
whatever means business [gent]: D:
whatever means business [gent]: Well, he IS the living embodiment of molestation.
Black Monday means business: FOR SOME REASON PLAYING A CARD GAME HAS CAUSED ME TO BECOME SEVERELY INJURED
Black Monday means business: SHUT UP AND DUEL ME
whatever means business [gent]: Wtfomgbbqroflmoalolhax.
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: I USE MY KOMATO ANHIILATOR ON mecha turtle'S UN DEFENDED ASS
whatever means business [gent]: *Wtfomgbbqroflmaololhax.
Black Monday means business: I'M KLEPTOMANIAC AND I STOLE IT FROM SCHOOL
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: ONCE AGAIN, I DEFEAT AN ENEMY
Black Monday means business: SCREW THE RULES
Black Monday means business: I HAVE MONEY
Black Monday means business: EXODIA
Black Monday means business: AH
Black Monday means business: EXODIA
Black Monday means business: IT"S NOT POSSIBLE
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: I PLACE KROTERA'S GHOST IN DEFENSE MODE
Black Monday means business: KROTERA IS USELESS
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: IT HAS INFINITE DEFENSE BUT NO ATTACK
Black Monday means business: KROTERA
Black Monday means business: I WET MYSELF
whatever means business [gent]: I place Quote face up, which triggers his effect.
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: EXODIA CAN'T TOUCH ME NOW
whatever means business [gent]: *draws a card from deck*
Black Monday means business: ARITHMETIC IS FOR LOSERS
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: I PLACE CHACO IN MOLESTATION MODE UP
whatever means business [gent]: I play Curly.
whatever means business [gent]: *Damn, he's got me on this one!*
whatever means business [gent]: ...
whatever means business [gent]: *Flips a card up*
whatever means business [gent]: I use...
whatever means business [gent]: LITTLE MAN!
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: CHACO ATTACKS QUOTE, AND QUOTE ENJOYS IT
whatever means business [gent]: 'Aren't you forgetting something?'
whatever means business [gent]: Oh, damnit!
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: QUOTE IS INCAPACITATED BY CHACO'S LOVE
whatever means business [gent]: How incapacitated?
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: HE FELL ASLEEP ON CHACO'S BED, THAT'S WHAT!
whatever means business [gent]: But...
whatever means business [gent]: But...
whatever means business [gent]: I used Tow Rope!
whatever means business [gent]: So...
whatever means business [gent]: EWW.
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: CURLY IS INCAPACITATED TOO
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: CHACO USED HER ATTACK ON HER
whatever means business [gent]: Only you, Kyril.
whatever means business [gent]: Only you.
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: AND SHE IS UNCONCIOUS ON CHACO'S BED TOO
whatever means business [gent]: I place Santa in attack mode.
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: SAME THING HAPPENS
whatever means business [gent]: WTF?
whatever means business [gent]: FINE!
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: TO BLACK MONDAY'S EXODIA AS WELL
whatever means business [gent]: I PLACE...
whatever means business [gent]: LITTLE MAN!
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: UMM
Black Monday means business: QUOTE USES CURLY'S PANTIES
whatever means business [gent]: In defence mode.
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: ...
Black Monday means business: CHACO IS CONSUMED WITH JEALOUSLY
whatever means business [gent]: WOW.
Black Monday means business: CHACO RAPES CURLY TO DEATH
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: I PLACE MR. FLOSTY IN MOON MODE
whatever means business [gent]: ...
whatever means business [gent]: ......................
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: AND MR. FROSTY IN TYPO MODE
Black Monday means business: I PLACE MAXIMILLIAND PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGASUS IN DEFENSIVE OFFENSE MODE WITH HOT CHICKS IN THE PACKAGE
whatever means business [gent]: Oh, geez.
whatever means business [gent]: He IS a package.
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: GUESS WHAT HAPPENS TO ALL OF THEM TOO?
Black Monday means business: CHACO RAPES THEM TO DEATH
whatever means business [gent]: ...
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: nope
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: just incapacitated
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: ON HER BED
whatever means business [gent]: What happened to Elite Krotera?
whatever means business [gent]: ...
whatever means business [gent]: ?
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: HE'S STILL COWERING IN FEAR DUE TO NOT BEING ABLE TO HARM ANYTHING
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: I PLACE BALROG IN MOON MODE
whatever means business [gent]: I place balfrog in Dance mode.
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: I MORPH THE 2 WALRUSES AND BALROG TOGETHER TO MAKE...
whatever means business [gent]: I PLACE TAY ZONDAY IN ATTACK POSITION!
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: KING DEDEDE, AND I PLACE HIM IN BIG GAY DANCE MODE
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: WALRUS+WALRUS+TOASTER=PENGUIN
whatever means business [gent]: UH OH! BALFROG IS LOSING THE DANCE BATTLE!
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: IT MAKES SENSE
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: CHACO FINISHES BOTH OF THEM OFF
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: DEDEDE, IS NOT INCAPACITATED
whatever means business [gent]: With?
whatever means business [gent]: WHY?
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: HE IS JUST THAT MUCH OF A PIMP
Black Monday means business: MY HAIR IS TELLING ME IT IS TIME TO RAEP EVERYONE THAT DOESN'T HAVE BLONDE AND POOFY PUBES
whatever means business [gent]: Chaco 'incaps' all.
whatever means business [gent]: YOU ARE CURRENTLY INCAPPED, SORRY.
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: BUT BALFROG IS INCAPACITATED, AND TURNS INTO BALROG, AND DEMON FROG FROM EPISODE 90 SOMETHIN'
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: CHACO'S BED BREAKS
Black Monday means business: CHACO BUTTRAPES ANY ONE THAT STEPS WITHIN FIVE FEET OF HER
Black Monday means business: MULTIPLIED BY 100 FEET
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: AND THE PRINCE TURNS THE PILE OF INCAPPED CARDS INTO A BALL AND ROLLS UP YOUR POINTS
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: CHACO... you get the picture
Black Monday means business: CHACO USES HIS LIPSTICK ON QUOTE
Black Monday means business: APPLY THE HANDBREAK YOU DUMBASS
Black Monday means business: IF SHE IS GOING BLIND
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: but incase you don't
Black Monday means business: MAYBE CHACO WILL BE ABLE TO RAEP EVERYONE TO DEATH
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: SHE INCAPS THE PRINCE, AND THEN THE KING OF COSMOS
Black Monday means business: CHACO USES COPROPHILIA FETISH
Black Monday means business: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ANYMORE
Black Monday means business: REMEMBER KIDS
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: KING DEDEDE THEN BATHES IN THE FOUNTAIN OF DREAMS
whatever means business [gent]: I USE CUTE LIL' PIKACHU SLIPPERS!
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: AND CHACO JOINS
whatever means business [gent]: IT"S CONDOM-O THE CLOWN, KIDS!
Black Monday means business: GAMBLING IS AWESOME KIDS
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: I PLACE 2 MORE MR. FROSTIES IN MOON POSITION
Black Monday means business: SORTA LIKE THE TIME CHACO FORCED CURLY TO SWALLOW A USED CONDOM
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: CHACO INCAPS THEM... FOR FUN
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: I PLACE KIRBY IN INHALE MODE
whatever means business [gent]: I PLACE NICK IN WHINING DIPSHIT POSITION.
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: guess what happens to him?
whatever means business [gent]: QQ/
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: you'll be surprised
Black Monday means business: YOU SIR ARE BANNED FROM THIS TOURNAMENT BECAUSE HIS NAME WASN'T F**KING RETARDED ENOUGH
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: GUESS
Black Monday means business: KIRBY INHALES CHACO'S SHIT
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: no
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: KIRBY IS ATTACK BY CHACO
Black Monday means business: ULTRA SMEXY TRANSFORMATION GO
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: BUT IS NOT INCAPPED
whatever means business [gent]: I PUT COACH IN CHOCOLATE HELICOPTERS MODE.
Black Monday means business: GENERIC INSECT TURNS INTO A PHALLIC INSECT
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: KIRBY INHALES THE CHOCOLATE HELICOPTER
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: AND TURNS INTO COACH KIRBY
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: chaco.... WAHAHAHAHA
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: KIRBY SAVES THE DAY... AGAIN
Black Monday means business: PHALLIC INSECT BURSTS HIS MATE'S MOIST COCOON
whatever means business [gent]: COACH KIRBY? WHAT DOES THAT DO?
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: BUT CAUSES THE DOCTOR TO APPEAR IN THE FOUNTAIN OF DREAMS
Black Monday means business: IT SHOOTS CHOCOLATE HELICOPTERS
Black Monday means business: WELCOME TO THE CASH CAB
Black Monday means business: ANSWER MY QUESTION RIGHT OR I KICK YOU OUT INTO THE COLD
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: HE THEN FLIES OFF INTO THE SKY AND DEDEDE LAUNCHES KIRBY AT HIM
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: CHACO'S MOLESTATION MODE WEARS OFF AND I PLACE A CARD IN DEFENSE MODE
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: I PLACE HEAVY IN MINIGUN MODE TO DEFEND THE CARD IN DEFENSE MODE
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: TRY ATTACKING HEAVY
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: NOW
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: DO IT
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: NOWS
Black Monday means business: STOP IGNORING ME I'M USING THE CHACO CARD
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: you never said that
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: TRY ATTACKING EITHER CHACO OR HEAVY NOW!
Black Monday means business: I'M USING THE UROGLANIC CHACO CARD NAOW
Black Monday means business: NIPPLES = BAD KIDS
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: NOW
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: DO IT
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: ATTACK THEM
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: WITH YOUR CHACO
Black Monday means business: WITH THE POWER OF NIPPLES AND SEXISM I CAN DESTROY THEM ALL AT ONCE
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: TRY
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: NOW
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: ATTACK HEAVY AT FULL FORCE
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: NOW!
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: DO IT
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: CHACO GOES INTO PERSUASSIVE MOLESTATION MODE
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: AND ATTACKS THE OTHER CHACO
Black Monday means business: TWO CHACOS
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: YOUR CHACO ATTEMPTS TO MOLEST HEAVY
Black Monday means business: WHICH ONE
Black Monday means business: THE UROGLANIC ONE
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: AND BECAUSE OF THAT
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD
Black Monday means business: OR THE NOT UROGLANIC ONE
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: POW
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: THE UROGLANIC ONE
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: POW HAHA
Black Monday means business: ZOH MAH GAWD URINE
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: HEAVY POWS ALL YOUR CARDS AND MY CHACO FINISHES YOU OFF
Black Monday means business: ATTENTION MY HAIR IS RPAING YOU ALL TO DEATH
Black Monday means business: raping*
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: YOU DIDN'T READ CHACO'S EFFECT
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: i'll read it for you
Black Monday means business: "Rapes nearby targets for 50,000 points"
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: IF THE HEAVY POWS, CHACO WILL ATTEMPT TO RAPE ALL CARDS AND PLAYERS, INCLUDING ME, UNLESS KROTERA IS IN DEFENSE MODE
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: AND LOOKEE THERE
whatever means business [gent]: Krotera IS in defense mode!
Black Monday means business: NOT ANYMORE
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: KROTERA IS IN DEFENSE MODE
whatever means business [gent]: Yeah!
Black Monday means business: *Switches the card around to offense mode*
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: AND RAPES YOU ALL WITH CHACO
whatever means business [gent]: He's still cowering in fear!
whatever means business [gent]: *switches back to Defense*
Black Monday means business: *eats the krotera card*
whatever means business [gent]: *another one appers where the first one is*
whatever means business [gent]: *appears
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: KROTERA GHOST'S EFFECT IS, THAT IF ALL ENEMY CARDS ARE DOWN BUT NOT OUT, KROTERA'S GHOST WILL HAUNT-AND RAPE-ALL CARDS ON ENEMY TEAMS
Black Monday means business: *CONSUMES ALL KROTERA CARDS IN EXISTENCE*
whatever means business [gent]: *Pop*
whatever means business [gent]: Ooh, lookee there.
whatever means business [gent]: a new one.
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: BLACK MONDAY AND HIS DOWNED CARDS, ARE MOLESTED AND INCAPACITATED, ON, GUESS WHAT
Black Monday means business: *Opens a black hole on the board that consumes all Krotera*
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: CHACO'S BED
whatever means business [gent]: USE THE MPFB, KROTRA!
whatever means business [gent]: *KROTERA
Black Monday means business: \Shuddup I have a Chaco card she counter rapes everything
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: QUOTE, CURLY, BALROG, DEMON FROG, AND COACH ARE SAVED BY BILL
Black Monday means business: BILL DIES OF DYSENTERY
whatever means business [gent]: NO!
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: YES
whatever means business [gent]: NO!}
Black Monday means business: BILL DIES OF A HEART ATTACK
Black Monday means business: The fat ass
whatever means business [gent]: NO!
whatever means business [gent]: He isn't fat...
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: QUOTE THEN... "INCAPACITATES" ON CHACO'S BED WITH CURLY
Black Monday means business: YES
Black Monday means business: HE IS
whatever means business [gent]: No...
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: TOTALLY NOT EXPECTED
count canolli: QUOTE WAS FACE UP, REMEMBER?
mecha turtle: HOORAY CYBER TERRORISM!
immortalshippo: SO was Curly.
count canolli: AND CHACO PLACED CURLY FACE DOWN
immortalshippo: ...
count canolli: PUT TWO AND FRIKKEN TWO TOGETHER
immortalshippo: OH GOD
mecha turtle: Chaco placed every card in vulnerable position with Chaco's mind
immortalshippo: THat was just...lame...
mecha turtle: AND THEN RAPES THEM
count canolli: WHO?
immortalshippo: BOTH OF YOU.
count canolli: mecha turtle, probably
count canolli:
count canolli: D:
count canolli: :
immortalshippo: Yeah.
mecha turtle: Chaco uses her mind to make me not lame
count canolli: NO
immortalshippo: NO!
immortalshippo: NO TO mecha turtle!
mecha turtle: USES CHACO CARD
count canolli: YOU WERE INCAPACITATED ON TOP OF BALLOS... WHO ISN'T INCAPACITATED, JUST CREEPY

aftermath:
Black Monday means business: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT I'M DRUNK
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: what happened to dedede and kirby, and his frosties... and the doctor, and coach
Black Monday means business: Chaco raped them
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: they flew into space and joined forces to defeat tor
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: and nightmare then attempts to make dedede an eagle
TITANIUM TITANIAN!!!: yeah

just so it's not confusing:
whatever is shippo
titanian is me
and mecha turtle/black monday is cejj... who just joined

 

I was watching Yugioh Abridged man.

That thing is just too quotable...

 

i know dude!

 

Wenn das nichts nützt, dann zieh die Konsequenzen

dann kommst du gar nicht mehr gut drauf

dann, mein Freund, lass den Kopf nicht hängen

und häng dich lieber selber auf

Und wenn ein Sturm losbricht

schneuzt er dir den Kasper

schneuzt ihn dir heftig, schneuzt ihn dir hart

nach dem Regen, scheint wieder die Sonne

und deine Leiche baumelt lustig im Park

 

what is the language so i can use babelfish?
it doesn't even translate some of the words D:

 

German

CHACO RAPES EVERYTHING

 

Count canolli fails at linguism and posting things we'll actually read.

 

imagine the length if i did not shorten it
D:

was that a poem in german saying i should hang myself?
tell that to cejj... and immortalshippo... then you may say that to me.

 

It's sad that I have to tell you to use Google Translate instead of Babelfish.

 

SON, I AM DISAPPOINT.

 

tl; dr

 

SON, I AM DISAPPOINT.

FATHER, I AM ERROR.

 

COUSIN, I AM ASDFAJHDAJHDFJHGF.

 

COUSIN, I AM ASDFAJHDAJHDFJHGF.

I think I broke him :$

 

I took one look at that wall of text and decided that you could not possibly be saying anything that would ever concern me, ever

 

who are you?
never seen you, before.

 

TLDR

 

I have a feeling...
I think I should shorten it...

 

I think I broke him :$

GREAT-AUNT, K9*nbjG4%67&3@@1jjbgbkmjxdmw89er7sa.

 

I have a feeling...
I think I should shorten it...

I think it's too late for that >.>