I wanna get banned.

I dunno. Nowadays I'm starting to reveal my random fetishes, and there's a ton of them.



I attended some stupid school sports training where less than 50 other idiots would as well the last two weeks.
I discovered that I enjoy the "jump" events the most.



Long jump, I jump long, dissatisfied.
Second try, I jump with uber je ne sais quoi tenacity, if that's the right way to describe it, and rolled upon the sand with great unfluency. I survived, and with a smile.



High jump, I loved this thing since my first ever attempt of it 5 years ago. I never actually passed the average, and that's the main dissappointment this time.
I jumped, landed on the bed, and there goes my fetish. I always managed it at least after my second tries for every height, thus I couldn't enjoy it fully. And tuition class is half an hour from then, just before the increase that would've forced us to "spring", gotta go back home, bathe, zoom to class.





And this time, I've made too many mistakes to ever find them all, yet I'm not yet banned. Why me???????


(oh yea you can share your fetishes as long as you don't include obscenity or vulgarity or inappropriatity)

 

Do you really want to get banned that much? Are you feeling left out of the banning loop or something? I wish I could follow your logic...

-SkyeWelse

 

What the hell is the banning loop?

You mean I really have missed something here?????


....or you mean you thought I thought I should've been considered a spambot. No wai.

 

I have never in the history of forum browsing have I ever seen someone who actually want to get banned.

 

Yeah, me neither. I suppose I "could" ban you if you really wanted. But it'd be kind of pointless if you didn't... well, you know... earn it.

-SkyeWelse

 

Quick Freeze! Post porn everywhere!

 

Actually, you know (double posting is allowed here, right? Because it should be) I think he means a different kind of banning.

 

What is the point?! I really think that we should know. I mean you could just not come here anymore if you want, that would be sort of like being banned. or skyewelse could just ban you.

The Joker

 

Hey, you're not alone

You know, I actually felt like I wanted to get (Fake) banned, too, but for not posting enough here on the forums...

Then I wanted to set my user title to "Beholder stole the precious awesome" (To go along with jcys810's "Narutard stole my awesome" & MetaSeraphim's "jcystard stole my awesome" user titles), but then things changed again...

Now, I don't know what I want to set my user title to... Maybe I'll stick with the vague Touhou reference.

As for fetishes, well, it's not technically a fetish, but I suppose you could say I...

...No, I mustn't speak of little miss Sagara! I fear someone may confuse her with my original character, Bernice, & I'd be banned from the FATE forums for a misunderstanding (I won't go into any more details, since someone could use that information against me... Plus, I've only viewed some clean preview screenshots of her in her source, I dare not to step into such territory any further than that)! Oh, the cruel irony that life throws at me...

And to think the very place I first met miss Sagara was...

Spoiler

In an advertising that was featured on top of the page for Game Jumpers, though those ads are gone, now...

 

What the hell

Naru double-posts

Skye-sama! Ban her!!!



And see? There's another idiot like me!

 

double posting is allowed here, right? Because it should be

No it isn't.
Wasn't it you warning other people because they were double posting?

 

If we want to be technical then double posting is allowed but only under two specific circumstances:

The first is that the maximum post character limit has been exceeded so the content has to be split over more than one post. This is a rather large amount of characters so is unlikely to happen much in regular forum discussion.

The second is if the previous post was yours but a significant amount of time has passed between them. The new post must contain something worth reviving the topic though, as opposed to posting to bump it to the top of the forum.

 

Easy, post pr0nz and make a WAY oversized signature. And post spam everywhere.

Easy way to earn it.

 

If we want to be technical then double posting is allowed but only under two specific circumstances:

The first is that the maximum post character limit has been exceeded so the content has to be split over more than one post. This is a rather large amount of characters so is unlikely to happen much in regular forum discussion.

The second is if the previous post was yours but a significant amount of time has passed between them. The new post must contain something worth reviving the topic though, as opposed to posting to bump it to the top of the forum.

Yeah I totally agree with this two statements.

 

Dudez!!!!! Where are the fetishess!!!!?????????




And this post are typed while holding shift all the way through!!!!!

 

geting banned is EASY.
trust me!

 

Only for you.

 

Eh, is this topic still here? Geez.

Closed.