I have an anouncement to make

so you and landon...

okay

 

I had suspected something but...wow

 

 

I thought it was obvious that Landon and I...
Wasn't it?

 

you and landon what?

 

apparently not

oooh, ninja'd in such a way as to make my post even MORE fitting! lol

 

Ninja'd? There's a five minute gap between the two posts.

 

Sadly, there is something that I have been hiding from the members of this forum. I am truly ashamed of this, but it is something that I can no longer stand to hide.

I have a love for.... Erotic cosplay.

It all began years ago, during my first exposure to anime. Shortly after becoming a hardcore fan of Lucky Star, I discovered the wonders of cosplay.

Cosplay: The only way to extend one's love of a character into the real world.

After researching more and more about cosplay, I decided to make a cosplay of my favorite character, Tsukasa Hiiragi.

The School uniform was the most difficult part, but after toiling in sewing class for nearly a month, I finally finished it. After checking to make sure that it fits properly, I dyed my hair purple, then proceeded to try to see what kind of responses I would get in school. Because of Tsukasa being flat chested, I did not have to do any stuffing or wear a bra to make it look convincing. Sadly, people at school did not seem to like it as well as I did. After returning home, I was quite depressed. Nobody seemed to appreciate my Tsukasa cosplay.

I returned again to the computer, where I continued to research the nuances of cosplay, convinced that my cosplay was just too low quality to impress anyone. During such research, I discovered something that changed my life: Erotic Cosplay. This was one subject that I was reluctant to touch, but I had nothing left to lose.

I clicked on the website.

The things... that I saw there... were so wonderful. Finally, I could view pictures of the fantasies that had occupied my mind for such a long time. With such a discovery, I felt a surge of pleasure, but a slight bit of guilt. How could I? I wondered How could I enjoy seeing such a thing happen to the character that I love so much?

I pushed down the guilt. Again and again, until I finally decided that I had to do something. I pushed it down for the pleasure, but it still haunted me. Every waking moment, I couldn't keep my mind off it.

I had to come to terms with it...
I have an addiction.

With nothing left to do and guilt overflowing. I decided that it was time to admit it. Yes, I... Cultr1... have a fetish for Erotic Cosplay.

I also give this post my nonexistant best post of 2011 award.

 

for the love of god quit quoting the entire damn post my gods people. every time you quote the whole post, everyone's browser has to load that post an extra, redundant time.
caching aside, it slows down older computers and spams unnecessary length onto the thread >:|

 

Holier Than Thou

for the love of god quit quoting the entire damn post my gods people. every time you quote the whole post, everyone's browser has to load that post an extra, redundant time.
caching aside, it slows down older computers and spams unnecessary length onto the thread >:|

Just like adding posts like these?
*Cough*

 

Re: Holier Than Thou

two lines does not a ten foot long post make.

 

Re: Holier Than Thou

Just like adding posts like these?
*Cough*

Just like adding posts like these?
*cough*

 

Yeap, yeap.

I never got upset about it in the first place~
But I like how it's snowballed now.

 

Geeze you guys what the fuck? Y'all are total douchebags for wasting an ENTIRE post just to nitpick at the imperfect tendencies of various members. For fucks sake guys, stop being so imperfect.

 

Now we have to waste our precious time looking through all these wastes of space.










That fucking sucks.

 

PENID










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Dammit Wedge shut up. You're gonna ruin my chances for winning best penid of 2010.

 

Yes, well, in case you haven't noticed, it's 2011 now

 

Yeah but the awards are for stuff of last year..and some stuff of this year. Award shows are for the previous year.

Biotch.

 

Awards for 2010 are over. That's 2011 business right there.
Speaking of which, vote, dammit.