How many languages do you speak?

Guilty ^^;

I've forgotten all the stupid Spanish that I had to learn from 1st grade to 8th grade, I know some Japanese, and obviously Latin..but that's not a speaking language.

I'm hoping to learn Japanese fluently (lolweeb) or Russian. Just because.

Russian is pretty easy you can just learn it from TV oh wait lol nvm you live in America...

Learning russian is great because foreigners think you're talking about ripping their heart out:

PRIVIET KAK DELA MOY DROOG? SHTO SKAZAL!?!?

However it means nothing like that.

 

Russian is pretty easy you can just learn it from TV

Learning Russina includes READING/WRITING.
Now tell me how I should learn russian/kyrilic from TV?
Hooray for distance learning.

 

If you're going to count programming languages as real languages, you might as well include chanspeak as well. It's entirely possible to have a conversation that resembles English, but would make no sense if you're using any dictionary aside from the Urban one.

Stop nerd raging just because you're on computers all day and don't know a thing about them.

 

Captain's post hardly qualifies as "raging"

And crap I forgot to mention TSC too

 

I spake english verry good?

Also I would never say I speak x86 because I would never go up to somebody and shout "XOR EAX, 5! CMP DWORD [48F91C], EAX? JNZ 42E1C1...
NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP FNOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP"

 

I'm going to hope that your use of the word "good" instead of "well" was intended to be part of the irony of that statement

And you'd obviously convert the assembly to hex before shouting it at someone

 

I spake english verry good?

Also I would never say I speak x86 because I would never go up to somebody and shout "XOR EAX, 5! CMP DWORD [48F91C], EAX? JNZ 42E1C1...
NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP FNOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP"

I'm sure you wouldn't speak in Egyptian symbols either

SUN. SNAKE. SARCOPHAGUS. CROSS THINGY.

 

I know English and Spanish pretty well.

 

Also I would never say I speak x86 because I would never go up to somebody and shout "XOR EAX, 5! CMP DWORD [48F91C], EAX? JNZ 42E1C1...
NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP FNOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP NOP"

You are fluent in x86, how about that? It's a language for communicating with computers, not people.

 

I'm sure you wouldn't speak in Egyptian symbols either

SUN. SNAKE. SARCOPHAGUS. CROSS THINGY.

I take exception to that remark! >o<

 

Stop nerd raging just because you're on computers all day and don't know a thing about them.

Burn

Learning Russina includes READING/WRITING.
Now tell me how I should learn russian/kyrilic from TV?
Hooray for distance learning.

I learned most of the kyrilic from watching national geographic. Most commercials there are russian and spelt in kyrilic. The reasons for that should be obvious even to WD...

I spake english verry good?

Also I would never say I speak x86 because I would never go up to somebody and shout "XOR EAX, 5! CMP DWORD [48F91C], EAX?

Zorr Eyacks, five! See em pee Dwurrd!

 

Stop nerd raging just because you're on computers all day and don't know a thing about them.

I'm not fluent in chanspeak, but I am in C, C++, Java and HTML. I didn't mention them because they're not real languages, and you'd have to be a total nerd to think they are.
Nerds.

 

???
Anyways,
2 languages:
1 English (yesh, i chan shpek englisj)
1/2 Deutsh (well, kinda)
1/2 Spanish (wow, lot of soanish speaking people around 'ere...)

 

Nerds.

and proud of it.

 

and proud of it.

Lawl? Wow, the world is upside down

 

one.

i took spanish like four different times throughout school--and aced it every time--but i don't remember it at all.

 

Nerds.

I wish.

 

Sadly, only English. I was learning German and as soon as I started to be able to speak to people (terribly of course)
the middle school cut funding for foreign language classes.
I want to get the Rosetta Stone software but it's really expensive and I'm in high school so no money.

 

English.
I'm pretty dece in spanish as well, and am learning welsh, but hey.
Also, noxid you're totally fluent in asm. Just the other day you and me and gir had a nice conversation in hexglish!

As far as computer languages go:
- Hex (a tad)
- x86
- TSC
- C++
- Java
- TI-BASIC
- GML (so sue me)
- html
- css

and prolly one or two more.

 

They don't count Lace lol