Hey guys, I JUST LOST THE GAME!!

I lost the plot of Animal Crossing, anyway.
















Now you just go ahead and think about that.

 

Why?
</obvious>

 

There's another way you can win the game: get amnesia so you forget it exists, which is the object of the game.

 

How?
</stupid>

 

How about I beat your face with this here crowbar?
That's sure to mess up your brain a bit!

 

How about I eat that there crowbar and then claw your eyes out?
;3

 

Nice thing to do to your pedo-crush. You freaking pedo.

 

Dylan is my pedo-crush.
I mean...
o///o
Uhm...
Look, distractions!

 

　 ／l、
ﾞ（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
　l、ﾞ ~ヽ
　じしf_, )ノ
DISTRACTIONS? WHAR?

 

Here!

 

*Hovers mouse over*
*Looks at the bottom-left corner*
>_>

 

I am an arms dealer
Fitting you with weapons in the form of words
And don't really care which side wins
As long as the room keeps singing
That's just the business I'm in, yeah

This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn arms race
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn arms race
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn arms race
I'm not a shoulder to cry on
But I digress

I'm a leading man
and the lies I weave are, oh so intricate,
Oh so intricate
[x2]

I wrote the gospel on giving up
(You look pretty sinking)
But the real bombshells have already sunk
(Prima donnas of the gutter)
At night we're painting your trash gold while you sleep
Crashing not like hips or hearts,
No, like p-p-p-parties

This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn arms race
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn arms race
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn arms race
This bandwagon's full
Please, catch another

I'm a leading man
and the lies I weave are, oh so intricate,
Oh so intricate
[x2]

Yeah…
Whoa-oh

All the boys who the dance floor didn't love
And all the girls whose lips couldn't move fast enough
Sing, until your lungs give out

This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn arms race
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn arms race
(Now you)
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn arms race
(Wear out the groove)
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn arms race
(Sing out loud)
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn arms race
(Oh, oh)
This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn arms race

I'm a leading man
and the lies I weave are, oh so intricate,
Oh so intricate
[x2]

 

ORANGE no SLIDE utsusu sora
SPONGE no PRIDE burasakete

SPIDER
kike totta sono yokan wa
kakusanakuta tte ii n da
iro no tsuita yume mitai na

Ride on Shooting Star
kokoro no koe de sandanj� no y� ni
utai tsutzuketa

GRUNGE no HAMSTER otona bite
REVENGE no LOBSTER hiki tsurete

SNIPER
fuchi totta sono sekai ni
nani ga mieru tte iu n da
nerau mae ni sawaritai na

Ride on Shooting Star
kimi o sagashite kindansh�j� ch�
uso o tsuita

Ride on Shooting Star
kokoro no koe de sandanj� no y� ni
utai tsutzuketa

 

Give up the grudge
Give up the grudge

Don’t make me listen to the stupid broken record again
The needle skipping and repeatin' never reaching the end
you know your bitchin and complainin like you got it so tough
We're sick of all your cryin' will you ever shut up

So Keep bleeding your fake blood 'till no one even see's it
If that's the best you can make up, at least act like you mean it

Give up the grudge,shut you f***ing mouth
why you gotta judge everybody but yourself
Take a look around you, there aint nobody home
I may be a loser but at least I’m not alone

Your Mercedes wont start yeah that’s a cryin shame
I guess 90 k a year buys nothing but complaints
The people in my neighbourhood think that I’m a threat
While the boss gets richer they get deeper in debt

So Keep bleeding your fake blood till no one even see's it
If that’s the best you can make up, at least act like you mean it

Give up the grudge, shut your f***ing mouth
why you gotta judge everybody but yourself
Take a look around you, there aint nobody home
I may be a loser but at least I’m not alone
(x6)

 

MANYUARUU-RAIFU no ANIMARU
AVEREEJI koso ga HAPPII
BORISHII wa hagare ochitemo O.K.

NOODAMEEJI na IMEEJI
KARORII OFU nara HAPPII
KOKORO no eiyou shicchou wa O.K.

INSUTANTO MYUUJIKKU
sekai chuu ni afure
kodomotachi wa oboreteru
DAIETTO MYUUJIKKU
hora muchuu ni natte
kutabacchi maeyo

MANYUARUU-RAIFU no ANIMARU
NABIGEETO sarete HAPPII
KAUNSERAA no sasayaki wa O.K.

RENTARI no SENCHIMENTARI
SUTORESU ZERO nara HAPPII
ATAMA no BAIBUKATTO nara O.K.

INSUTANTO MYUUJIKKU
sekai chuu ni afure
kodomotachi wa oboreteru
DAIETTO MYUUJIKKU
hora muchuu ni natte
kutabacchi maeyo

INSUTANTO MYUUJIKKU
sekai chuu ni afure
otonatachi wa futotteru
REJISUTANTO MYUUJIKKU
saa mimi o fusage
kutabacchi maeyo



The Pillows just owned your ass. Again.

 

Nuapurista kuulu se polokan tahti
jalakani pohjii kutkutti.
Ievan äiti se tyttöösä vahti
vaan kyllähän Ieva sen jutkutti,
sillä ei meitä silloin kiellot haittaa
kun myö tanssimme laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput tupput täppyt
äppyt tipput hilijalleen.

Ievan suu oli vehnäsellä
ko immeiset onnee toevotti.
Peä oli märkänä jokaisella
ja viulu se vinku ja voevotti.
Ei tätä poikoo märkyys haittaa
sillon ko laskoo laiasta laitaan.
Salivili hipput.

Ievan äiti se kammarissa
virsiä veisata huijjuutti,
kun tämä poika naapurissa
ämmän tyttöä nuijjuutti.
Eikä tätä poikoo ämmät haittaa
sillon ko laskoo laiasta laitaan.
Salivili.

Siellä oli lystiä soiton jäläkeen
sain minä kerran sytkyyttee.
Kottiin ko mäntii ni ämmä se riitelj
ja Ieva jo alako nyyhkyytteek.
Minä sanon Ievalle mitäpä se haittaa
laskemma vielähi laiasta laitaa.
Salivili.

Muorille sanon jotta tukkee suusi
en ruppee sun terveyttäs takkoomaa.
Terveenä peäset ku korjoot luusi
ja määt siitä murjuus makkoomaa.
Ei tätä poikoo hellyys haittaa
ko akkoja huhkii laiasta laitaan.
Salivili.
Sen minä sanon jotta purra pittää
ei mua niin voan nielasta.
Suat männä ite vaikka lännestä ittään
vaan minä en luovu Ievasta,
sillä ei tätä poikoo kainous haittaa
sillon ko tanssii laiasta laitaan.

Bitch, please.
I have polka on my side.

 

I would totally beat your ass down with some epic shit right now, but it's dinner time now.

 

Go, dine on your gruel.
I shall most enjoy your entrails then.
*Waves*
Ya-ha!

 

*Holds up a Nilla Wafer to his own lips and nibbles away*
I'm back.

 

*Nibbles happily on his ex girlfriends wrist*
I has an epic happy.
'Cause my former best friend dumped my ex.