game review mario kart wii

mrthadawee's revew this week!! no1

hi IM gonna do a review on a different game every week if i have enough time!
this one is... mario kart wii!!!!
now if you dont know what mario kart wii is well it is a racing game with bright coulers amd funny gimmiks that make the game more fun!
pros good designe wepons choose on/of
12 charicters to choos from at the start(more can be unlocked)
up to 32 traks to race on
cons
wifi problems are a real nusanse
wepons can be a bit too frantic example you are in first place and a blue shell that flys up and explodes the person in first you find yourself in near last!!!
that can be very annoying!
well its a good game that dosent involve too much violence i recomend it to be for kids! I rate it a 7/10!!!

 

I think we all know what Mario Kart Wii is...

 

yes but just to the people who dont!

well its just a introduction too

 

 

I think in order for you to do a game review that's taken seriously you need to learn proper grammar first

sorry!

 

And (no offense) try not to spam the smilies. You're gonna get banned at this rate i honestly recommend you read the rules.

 

I found this review quite hilarious.

 

Mario kart wii brings the fun and successful game from the SNES And N64 into a whole new generation. With Stunning 3D visuals (For the wii anyway) and a array of tracks this game definitely will not disappoint.

If you liked the Game Boy Advance and DS versions of Mario Kart then you'll be happy to see some of the race tracks re-imagined along with timeless classics form the older versions as well. As expected there is also a selection of completely new tracks which bring a new spin onto the game, Using secret passages, Cameos, and stunning visuals to keep the player enhanced at all times.

The game can be played solo or can be played along with 4 other players on the same Wii. This initiative idea is great for playing with the family or just with friends. Also there is a new Wi-Fi feature where you can play and compete against players around the world. The Wii isn't exactly built for online gaming but it pulls this off quite nicely and bring more replay value to the game.

All in all the Mario Kart is a stunning re-imagining of the classic we all know and love. With great visuals, Nostalgic levels, classic characters and online play, you know your in for one hell of a ride.

I give Mario Kart Wii a 9/10





That was just quickly done off the top of my head xD
Enjoy though

 

MARIO KART WII:

REMEMBER MARIO KART 64? OR DOUBLE DASH? NO? GO FUCK YOURSELF.
IF YOU DO, IT'S LIKE THAT ONLY WITH MORE ANNOYING ITEMS TO FUCK YOUR FIRST PLACE ASS UP.
ALSO YOU GET AN ACTUAL FUCKING STEERING WHEEL, HOLY SHIT.

 

AN ACTUAL STEERING WHEEL?

MY GOD

 

REAL STEERING WHEEL? MIND=BLOWN