Fetch Quests

Hoozagooboy

 

~fetch awfulmusic

 

could you fetch me a lime with a look of disapproval shittily drawn on it?

 

Fetch an acorn

 

Fetch me a quest reward. The reward is the reward.

 

Could you fetch me a sandwich right now? Turkey Club, no tomatoes, and it must have bacon, lettuce, a good amount of mayonnaise and non-american cheese in between two pieces of .toasted (to golden brown) white bread.

Your reward is a bite from my sandwich.

 

You guys keep requesting food. I have to eat this stuff, you know.

 

I want in your bedroom
- True love
- A complete stranger
- A george mcgovern bumper sticker
- Vintage magazine porn
- A street sign
- An annoyingly heavy rock
- Nine hundred seventy-three nickels
- You in drag
- A girl dressing up as you
- A blenderized item of food from one of the above people

 

What's wrong with a delicious, moist, Turkey Club Sandwich stuffed with bacon and mayo?
I mean it's not going to poison you or anything.

 

All at the same time, Lace? I don't think I can pull that off.

 

In a row, if you wish!

 

In a ROW
Fetch me something you dislike

 

Fetch Me a shrubbery.

Yes, a shrubbery.

Reward is lotsa gold--

 

Fetch Me a shrubbery.

I had asked for a shrubbery back on page 2 but the quest hasn't yet been completed. But then again, I didn't offer a reward of lotsa gold...

Fetch me a rusty spoon.

 

I was never going to fetch you a shubbery because that would cost money and I don't really feel like buying a bush.
A rusty spoon is also pretty hard to get since silverware isn't made of iron, but I'll try. I have several pictures to upload but I'm waiting until I can make SEBT's sandwich.

 

I was never going to fetch you a shubbery because that would cost money and I don't really feel like buying a bush.

Understandable, but nevertheless you make me sad. Of course, CookedChef offers you gold, so...

A rusty spoon is also pretty hard to get since silverware isn't made of iron, but I'll try.

Well this idea seems to be workable, although maybe less interesting than I imagined.

Just trying to keep things interesting.

I suppose the reward for the rusty spoon could be a picnic with said eating utensil. Or you could just enjoy its texture, I guess, if you're into that sort of thing.

 

quest sequal to rusty spoon: fetch me some tetanus shots after eating with said spoon. Your reward is you don't die from tetanus.

 

Sorry I let this thread die, but my camera's memory card also died. So... I don't really feel like getting the 6 things I had already taken pictures of.

 

Fetch me a dog.

 

If no shrubbery, theeeeennnn... fetch me a frog. don't buy one, CATCH one. >