Favorite Cause of Death? (WARNING: Morbid)

I know the most badass way to kill yourself. First, make a noose out of cheese wire and tie it around your neck while standing on a chair. Then, super glue your hands to your head. Finally, jump off the chair. When they find your body, the only explaination is that you ripped your own head off.

(oh yeah, you might want to cut a hole in the floor that you fall through, so that nobody finds the cheese wire)

 

Dying the way the vikings do it. In blood drenched battle! Bleh, I'll never get my wish to die in an epic battle against a common enemy.

I suppose getting caught in an explosion/being the cause of an explosion works too.

personally if I had power over the matter, I'd just never really age. Kinda like Wolverine or something. That and be able to regenerate. <[|^_^|]>

(And yes, I just attempted to make a Balrog emote.)

 

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(And yes, I just attempted to make a Balrog emote.)

Oh...
I thought it was Kirby...
O.o;