Elimination Thread

Mar 3, 2010 at 10:52 PM
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@ chez, you were at 63 before, and then schoko came along.

shuriken to boots' boob for -6.

whyme - 85%
MetaSeraphim - 83%
GIRakaCHEEZER - 80%

Mr. Fist - 78%
VoidMage_Lowell - 76%
S. P. Gardebiter - 74%
DoubleThink - 74%
Fire1052 - 74%
Captain Fabulous - 73%
DragonBoots - 71%
Schokobecher - 70%

andwhyisit - 68%
Cyn - 60%

Lace - 57%
Noxid - 49%
wedge of cheese - 43%


Death:
Vercci - Lo! Shit! It is, alas some pretty sad fate, yo.
 
Mar 3, 2010 at 10:56 PM
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Cone of Fire.
-3 to Wedge
-2 to Lace
-1 to Meta

whyme - 85%
MetaSeraphim - 82%
GIRakaCHEEZER - 80%

Mr. Fist - 78%
VoidMage_Lowell - 76%
S. P. Gardebiter - 74%
DoubleThink - 74%
Fire1052 - 74%
Captain Fabulous - 73%
DragonBoots - 71%
Schokobecher - 70%

andwhyisit - 68%
Cyn - 60%

Lace - 55%
Noxid - 49%
wedge of cheese - 40%


Death:
Vercci - Here lies Vercci, king of the flaming pebbles, scourge of the mountain Kami. Lover of goats. May his shell never burn.
 
Mar 3, 2010 at 11:08 PM
graters gonna grate
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Wedge of cheese finished another song for Boots' mod! +6 to Boots.

whyme - 85%
MetaSeraphim - 82%
GIRakaCHEEZER - 80%

Mr. Fist - 78%
DragonBoots - 77%
VoidMage_Lowell - 76%
S. P. Gardebiter - 74%
DoubleThink - 74%
Fire1052 - 74%
Captain Fabulous - 73%
Schokobecher - 70%

andwhyisit - 68%
Cyn - 60%

Lace - 55%
Noxid - 49%
wedge of cheese - 40%


Death:
Vercci - Here lies Vercci, king of the flaming pebbles, scourge of the mountain Kami. Lover of goats. May his shell never burn.
 
Mar 3, 2010 at 11:12 PM
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Wedge broke the 1st and 2nd rule of Wats.
1.) You do not talk about WatS.
2.) You do not talke about WatS.
+1 awesome to Wedge.

Meanwhile, Lace suffered a concussion at the hands of whyme, who was trying to perform an Iron Lotus.
-5 Lace.

whyme - 85%
MetaSeraphim - 82%
GIRakaCHEEZER - 80%

Mr. Fist - 78%
DragonBoots - 77%
VoidMage_Lowell - 76%
S. P. Gardebiter - 74%
DoubleThink - 74%
Fire1052 - 74%
Captain Fabulous - 73%
Schokobecher - 70%

andwhyisit - 68%
Cyn - 60%

Lace - 50%
Noxid - 49%
wedge of cheese - 41%


Death:
Vercci - Here lies Vercci, king of the flaming pebbles, scourge of the mountain Kami. Lover of goats. May his shell never burn.
 
Mar 3, 2010 at 11:14 PM
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Lace just grated up some quality cheese for dinner.
Wedge - 5, DB +1 for some inexplicable raisin.


whyme - 85%
MetaSeraphim - 82%
GIRakaCHEEZER - 80%

Mr. Fist - 78%
DragonBoots - 78%
VoidMage_Lowell - 76%
S. P. Gardebiter - 74%
DoubleThink - 74%
Fire1052 - 74%
Captain Fabulous - 73%
Schokobecher - 70%

andwhyisit - 68%
Cyn - 60%

Lace - 50%
Noxid - 49%
wedge o' cheese - 36%


Graveyard:
Vercci - Here lies Vercci, king of the flaming pebbles, scourge of the mountain Kami. Lover of goats. May his shell ever burn.
 
Mar 3, 2010 at 11:18 PM
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Lace gained psionic powers from his concussion. +5 Lace.
Wedge suffers a dairy flora infection and becomes blue cheese. +1 deliciousness to Wedge.

whyme - 85%
MetaSeraphim - 82%
GIRakaCHEEZER - 80%

Mr. Fist - 78%
DragonBoots - 78%
VoidMage_Lowell - 76%
S. P. Gardebiter - 74%
DoubleThink - 74%
Fire1052 - 74%
Captain Fabulous - 73%
Schokobecher - 70%

andwhyisit - 68%
Cyn - 60%

Lace - 55%
Noxid - 49%
wedge o' cheese - 37%


Graveyard:
Vercci - Here lies Vercci, king of the flaming pebbles, scourge of the mountain Kami. Lover of goatse. May his shell ever burn.
 
Mar 3, 2010 at 11:21 PM
graters gonna grate
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-2 to Boots for always forgetting to remove the [/QUOTE] tag at the end. And for breaking the 1st and 2nd rules of you-know-what in his signature

Also, Zeekyboogydoog, doing -1 to all in the vicinity ('sides me) namely: Noxiepoo, Fabiepoo, Dragziepoo, and Laciepoo.

whyme - 85%
MetaSeraphim - 82%
GIRakaCHEEZER - 80%

Mr. Fist - 78%
VoidMage_Lowell - 76%
DragonBoots - 75%
S. P. Gardebiter - 74%
DoubleThink - 74%
Fire1052 - 74%
Captain Fabulous - 72%
Schokobecher - 70%

andwhyisit - 68%
Cyn - 60%

Lace - 54%
Noxid - 48%
wedge o' cheese - 37%


Graveyard:
Vercci - Here lies Vercci, king of the flaming pebbles, scourge of the mountain Kami. Lover of goatse. May his shell ever burn.
 
Mar 3, 2010 at 11:26 PM
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-3 Wedge for activating my trap card - Mirror Force, go!
+3 to Vercci. Death is no excuse to stop working.

whyme - 85%
MetaSeraphim - 82%
GIRakaCHEEZER - 80%

Mr. Fist - 78%
VoidMage_Lowell - 76%
DragonBoots - 75%
S. P. Gardebiter - 74%
DoubleThink - 74%
Fire1052 - 74%
Captain Fabulous - 72%
Schokobecher - 70%

andwhyisit - 68%
Cyn - 60%

Lace - 54%
Noxid - 48%
wedge o' cheese - 34%
Vercci - 3%


Graveyard:
 
Mar 3, 2010 at 11:28 PM
graters gonna grate
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Heeeeyyy, no ressurection (unless Lace says otherwise)

A giant wedge of cheese falls from the sky, crushing Noxid -6.

whyme - 85%
MetaSeraphim - 82%
GIRakaCHEEZER - 80%

Mr. Fist - 78%
VoidMage_Lowell - 76%
DragonBoots - 75%
S. P. Gardebiter - 74%
DoubleThink - 74%
Fire1052 - 74%
Captain Fabulous - 72%
Schokobecher - 70%

andwhyisit - 68%
Cyn - 60%

Lace - 54%
Noxid - 42%
wedge o' cheese - 34%


Graveyard:
Vercci - "Oh shit, I'm dead"
 
Mar 3, 2010 at 11:33 PM
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DragonBoots splits the difference for +/-0 - Vercci is still dead, but has 3%.

Lace has an anurism from all the rules bending I'm doing for -1.
Wedge suffers from accute eaten syndrome for - 2.
whyme loves DragonBoots, but falls into the restraining order trap for -3.

+/-0 to everyone else for being alive thus-far.

whyme - 82%
MetaSeraphim - 82%
GIRakaCHEEZER - 80%

Mr. Fist - 78%
VoidMage_Lowell - 76%
DragonBoots - 75%
S. P. Gardebiter - 74%
DoubleThink - 74%
Fire1052 - 74%
Captain Fabulous - 72%
Schokobecher - 70%

andwhyisit - 68%
Cyn - 60%

Lace - 53%
Noxid - 48%
wedge o' cheese - 32%


Graveyard:
Vercci - 3%
 
Mar 3, 2010 at 11:37 PM
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Lace's aneurysm bursts -6

whyme - 82%
MetaSeraphim - 82%
GIRakaCHEEZER - 80%

Mr. Fist - 78%
VoidMage_Lowell - 76%
DragonBoots - 75%
S. P. Gardebiter - 74%
DoubleThink - 74%
Fire1052 - 74%
Captain Fabulous - 72%
Schokobecher - 70%

andwhyisit - 68%
Cyn - 60%

Noxid - 48%
Lace - 47%
wedge o' cheese - 32%


Graveyard:
Vercci - 3%


EDIT: I wonder how long it will be before Lace actually replies; he's been "replying to thread: Elimination Thread" for like 20 mins :rolleyes:
 
Mar 3, 2010 at 11:42 PM
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Lace's aneurysm bursts... Into wedges' eyes for -6.

whyme - 82%
MetaSeraphim - 82%
GIRakaCHEEZER - 80%

Mr. Fist - 78%
VoidMage_Lowell - 76%
DragonBoots - 75%
S. P. Gardebiter - 74%
DoubleThink - 74%
Fire1052 - 74%
Captain Fabulous - 72%
Schokobecher - 70%

andwhyisit - 68%
Cyn - 60%

Noxid - 48%
Lace - 47%
wedge o' cheese - 26%


Graveyard:
Vercci - 3%
 
Mar 3, 2010 at 11:47 PM
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-6 to DB to change his color

whyme - 82%
MetaSeraphim - 82%
GIRakaCHEEZER - 80%

Mr. Fist - 78%
VoidMage_Lowell - 76%
S. P. Gardebiter - 74%
DoubleThink - 74%
Fire1052 - 74%
Captain Fabulous - 72%
Schokobecher - 70%

DragonBoots - 69%
andwhyisit - 68%
Cyn - 60%

Noxid - 48%
Lace - 47%
wedge o' cheese - 26%


Graveyard:
Vercci - Here lies Vercci, king of the flaming pebbles, scourge of the mountain Kami. Lover of goatse. May his shell ever burn.


EDIT: I wonder how long it will be before Lace actually replies; he's been "replying to thread: Elimination Thread" for like 20 mins.
Eh, I started posting, then had dinner. Then had a snack. Then finished posting.
 
Mar 3, 2010 at 11:51 PM
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-6 to Lace for not doing his research project.

whyme - 82%
MetaSeraphim - 82%
GIRakaCHEEZER - 80%

Mr. Fist - 78%
VoidMage_Lowell - 76%
S. P. Gardebiter - 74%
DoubleThink - 74%
Fire1052 - 74%
Captain Fabulous - 72%
Schokobecher - 70%

DragonBoots - 69%
andwhyisit - 68%
Cyn - 60%

Noxid - 48%
Lace - 41%
wedge o' cheese - 26%


Graveyard:
Vercci - Here lies Vercci, king of the flaming pebbles, scourge of the mountain Kami. Lover of goatse. May his shell ever burn.


Lace said:
Eh, I started posting, then had dinner. Then had a snack. Then finished posting.

O'rly?
>:[
 
Mar 3, 2010 at 11:53 PM
Been here way too long...
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-6 to Cheese for not replying

whyme - 82%
MetaSeraphim - 82%
GIRakaCHEEZER - 80%

Mr. Fist - 78%
VoidMage_Lowell - 76%
S. P. Gardebiter - 74%
DoubleThink - 74%
Fire1052 - 74%
Captain Fabulous - 72%
Schokobecher - 70%

DragonBoots - 69%
andwhyisit - 68%
Cyn - 60%

Noxid - 48%
Lace - 41%
wedge o' cheese - 20%


Graveyard:
Vercci - Here lies Vercci, king of the flaming pebbles, scourge of the mountain Kami. Lover of goatse. May his smell ever propagate.




DragonBoots said:
O'rly?
>:[
Yah
 
Mar 3, 2010 at 11:55 PM
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Advances time 2000 years causing wedge of cheese to mold into nothingness. -6

whyme - 82%
MetaSeraphim - 82%
GIRakaCHEEZER - 80%

Mr. Fist - 78%
VoidMage_Lowell - 76%
S. P. Gardebiter - 74%
DoubleThink - 74%
Fire1052 - 74%
Captain Fabulous - 72%
Schokobecher - 70%

DragonBoots - 69%
andwhyisit - 68%
Cyn - 60%

Noxid - 48%
Lace - 41%
wedge o' cheese - 14%


Vercci - Pit Of Death:
Vercci - "Oh fate, fate, fate, fate, fate, fate, fate. It is sad."
 
Mar 4, 2010 at 12:00 AM
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Timeskip causes all females to become unattractive. -2 to each.
Lace and Wedge become wizards in the 2000 years. +1 to each.

whyme - 80%
MetaSeraphim - 80%
GIRakaCHEEZER - 80%

Mr. Fist - 78%
VoidMage_Lowell - 76%
S. P. Gardebiter - 74%
DoubleThink - 74%
Fire1052 - 74%
Captain Fabulous - 72%
Schokobecher - 70%

DragonBoots - 69%
andwhyisit - 68%
Cyn - 60%

Noxid - 48%
Lace - 42%
wedge o' cheese - 15%


Pit Of Death:
Vercci - "So many loves half-loved. So many inventions half-invented. That damn time machine alone set me back 10 years."

(If only it'd worked, he could've gone back to not waste his time on it.)
 
Mar 4, 2010 at 12:11 AM
/end
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DragonBoots loses his fire powers. -1 DragonBoots eats wedge of cheese to restore his powers. +1 to DB, -4 to WOC.

whyme - 80%
MetaSeraphim - 80%
GIRakaCHEEZER - 80%

Mr. Fist - 78%
VoidMage_Lowell - 76%
S. P. Gardebiter - 74%
DoubleThink - 74%
Fire1052 - 74%
Captain Fabulous - 72%
Schokobecher - 70%

DragonBoots - 69%
andwhyisit - 68%
Cyn - 60%

Noxid - 48%
Lace - 42%
wedge o' cheese - 11%


Pit Of Death:
Vercci - "Oh fate, fate, fate, fate, fate, fate, fate. It is sad."
 
Mar 4, 2010 at 12:20 AM
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MS gets caught in a stampede of rabid DB fangirls. -1 MS.
DB gets mauled by said fangirls. -2 DB.
Wedge is served as the refreshments at an autograph-signing. -3 Wedge.

whyme - 80%
MetaSeraphim - 79%
GIRakaCHEEZER - 80%

Mr. Fist - 78%
VoidMage_Lowell - 76%
S. P. Gardebiter - 74%
DoubleThink - 74%
Fire1052 - 74%
Captain Fabulous - 72%
Schokobecher - 70%

DragonBoots - 67%
andwhyisit - 68%
Cyn - 60%

Noxid - 48%
Lace - 42%
wedge o' cheese -8%


Pit Of Death:
Vercci - "No reply. Looks dead."
 
Mar 4, 2010 at 12:27 AM
Been here way too long...
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Meta eats some cheese, so him -1. Cheese is still rotted 2000 years in the future, -5 Meta .

whyme - 80%
GIRakaCHEEZER - 80%

Mr. Fist - 78%
VoidMage_Lowell - 76%
MetaSeraphim - 74%
S. P. Gardebiter - 74%
DoubleThink - 74%
Fire1052 - 74%
Captain Fabulous - 72%
Schokobecher - 70%

andwhyisit - 68%
DragonBoots - 67%
Cyn - 60%

Noxid - 48%
Lace - 42%
wedge o' cheese - 7%


Gramophone of Good Intentions:
Vercci - "From up here, everything looks like limerick!"
 
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