Despair/Complaining Thread

theres this annoying bugger in my class, who sneaks up behind me, and quickly shoves his too hands up my arm pits, then quickly exclaims "Made ya Poop!". I now have this fear that, whenever I am sitting down at a desk, or at my PC, that hes gonna magically come up behind me and do what I just explained above.

I'm afraid I can't help much with the trama he's caused, but you could say "stop touching my chest you sick bastard!" or something to that degree.

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I have many things I am far from proud of.

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I am too indecisive.
I have been madly in love with someone for 4 years now and have only confessed a half of my feelings because I don't want to lose them as my best friend.
When ever I start something well, it ends poorly.
I can draw ten times better on paper rather than on any computor or tablet.
I beat mega man 2 and 4, but I still suck at the series.
When I first played cave story, I thought Quote was a girl.
I got many more things, but some are quite nsfw and others are plain trivial.

 

i guess one more secret can't hurt right

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I once squeezed my dog so hard that she pooped a red string

 

I'm afraid I can't help much with the trama he's caused, but you could say "stop touching my chest you sick bastard!" or something to that degree.

Thanks, but that I've tried saying stuff like that before, and he still dosen't listen. Hell, I even told the teacher on him, and he still does it. Maybe I should take my dad's advice and punch him real hard in the stomach

to be fair, he did keep on pestering me throughout my first year in junior high, just for pooping my pants in grade 1. He also did try to start countless fights with me

 

I once squeezed my dog so hard he quacked.

 

I pity everyone on this page...

Wow
What a horrible thing to say

 

I didn't mean it like anything bad, I just don't know the right words to explain it. I really am a horrible person...
Oh yeah... I'm sadistic, not a bundle of joy everyone at school thinks I am...

 

I'm a compulsive liar.

 

I'm a compulsive liar.

I'm one as well, don't feel bad...

 

I no longer trust anyone... -squints eyes and looks around in suspicion-

 

I only do the lying thing when I'm in trouble with my parents or teachers. I don't really lie on the internet. It really has no purpose.

 

okay so all of your secrets are shit because they aren't shameful/embarrassing and you should be ashamed of yourselves and as such you should stop doing what you're doing because this circle jerk is annoying as fuck so just please stop

 

thank you spirit
really thank you if that sounded sarcastic it wasn't supposed to be
at this point this thread should be renamed "portalguy bionicobot and parkraft all say their 'secrets' to each other"
this is pointless and dumb and i highly doubt anyone cares about most of these "secrets"
also if i sound like a jerk i'm not sorry

 

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I once squeezed my dog so hard that she pooped a red string

-continues squinting-

 

A not sorry accepted, my friend.

 

-continues squinting-

In case you didn't get it, that's a shameful secret of mine. And not, say, something like yours.

 

You are honestly ashamed of the fact that your dog pooped a red string

 

portal don't be a dick
do you two (portal and blonic) not know what it means to go out of your comfort zone and post about your feelings

 

I do, I'm just not as keyed in about it online. You know, tone of voice is everything, and it's a bit harder to pick up on through text.

 

i'm saying don't insult people's secrets
is it that hard to understand

 

Doors
The problem
Was that I did not understand that was actually a shameful secret
I apologize
Now I'm gonna go refresh my profile page for 5 years





kthxbye