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an ancient, kindly, female human being, usually a good cook/baker/etc, who is sometimes semiwealthy, and is more likely to buy you what you want than your parents.

grandfather

 

Someone whose clock stopped, never to run again, when the old man died.

Facebook.

 

A successful government funded human social interactions experiment.

A piano.

 

If I could play the piano, what song would I play?
If I could play the piano, I'd play it every day.
I'd play the most beautiful music that anyone every played!
But since I don't play the piano, I've no chance of getting laid.

(this is actually a song that a friend of mine came up with on the spot )


Forum-based games.

 

monumental wastes of time that everyone does anyway

time

 

http://www.cavestory.org/forums/members/1227/

subway.

 

EAT FRESH!! =D

fresh

 

EAT FRESH!!

Knew you'd say it.

Fresh

that cheese is most definitely not fresh

sunglasses

 

pieces of crap that hamper your vision significantly enough to render a peripheral glance at the sun safe, yet not enough to render you blinded.

the sun

 

pointedly different from the dauder.

misspellig

 

misspellig

A Pellig that never got anywhere.

Pellig

 

A tipe of berd with a bigg bil

Mentlegen

 

http://poots.com/card/images/img_1689.jpg - That

Penid.

 

Something used to identify pens.

Anthropomorphic.

 

a bastard cross of animal and human anatomy resulting- usually- in a human covered in fur/scales with certain characteristics of the animal morphed still showing.

morph

 

A not-very-useful spell in Merlin's Revenge 2 (it was removed in Merlin's Revenge 3).

Energy Pulse.

 

A pulse of energy.

Yom fud.

 

A cheap substitute for Yom Kippur.

Yom Kippur.

 

A holiday my friend celebrates but not me.

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