Someone needs to draw a picture of that...
Anyways, I just have to extend one of mine...
"Did you know that the witch-woman Jenka once had a brother? His name was Ballos. Like his pants, he wielded powers far beyond those of mortals.."
"He used his powers to help and guide people, and the people loved and trusted him in return. More then they did their own pants..."
"The jealous pants had Ballos apprehended and thrown into prison, where his punishment was bitter and cruel. Humans can be terrible creatures indeed.."
"(Something something something)Ballos' magical pants finally run wild. The king was engulfed in the swirl of magic and destroyed in an instant. In a single night, the kingdom he loved so much was reduced to ashen ruins..."
"Jenka, seeing her brother's pants, confined him to this floating island. It was the most she could do. Even as he was, she could not bring herself to kill her own brother..."
"It was Jenka's daughter Misery who had Ballos create the Demon Pants. She was subsequently cursed by the pants, forced to do the bidding of all who wield it. If the pants is destroyed, the curse is lifted. However..."
"...Even if it is destroyed, it shall only rise again, as long as Ballos lives. Such is the strength of his pants which permeates the crown..."
WHOO, that's a lot.
Please point out any errors.