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Jun 20, 2010 at 8:11 PM
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"such is the strength of his power which permeates the pants," not "such is the strength of the pants which permeates the crown" because there was no crown in your story.
You could say "such is the strength of his pants that permeates the pants" but idk if it "clicks."
 
Jun 20, 2010 at 8:12 PM
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Audioworm said:
Someone needs to draw a picture of that...

Anyways, I just have to extend one of mine...
"Did you know that the witch-woman Jenka once had a brother? His name was Ballos. Like his pants, he wielded powers far beyond those of mortals.."
"He used his powers to help and guide people, and the people loved and trusted him in return. More then they did their own pants..."
"The jealous pants had Ballos apprehended and thrown into prison, where his punishment was bitter and cruel. Humans can be terrible creatures indeed.."
"(Something something something)Ballos' magical pants finally run wild. The king was engulfed in the swirl of magic and destroyed in an instant. In a single night, the kingdom he loved so much was reduced to ashen ruins..."
"Jenka, seeing her brother's pants, confined him to this floating island. It was the most she could do. Even as he was, she could not bring herself to kill her own brother..."
"It was Jenka's daughter Misery who had Ballos create the Demon Pants. She was subsequently cursed by the pants, forced to do the bidding of all who wield it. If the pants is destroyed, the curse is lifted. However..."
"...Even if it is destroyed, it shall only rise again, as long as Ballos lives. Such is the strength of his pants which permeates the crown..."
WHOO, that's a lot.
Please point out any errors.

... XD and you know that's just telling me to draw it...
I'm imagining the doctor with vacuum cleaner pants now...
 
Jun 23, 2010 at 11:06 PM
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Someone should just mod the translation of Cave Story to reflect these pants jokes. Would certainly be an evening of lulz.
 
Jun 23, 2010 at 11:11 PM
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Shadow the Past said:
Someone should just mod the translation of Cave Story to reflect these pants jokes. Would certainly be an evening of lulz.

Read threads b4 u post.

Someone already did.
 
Jun 24, 2010 at 12:10 AM
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Was there a dialogue in cavestory which included the word "came"?
 
Jun 24, 2010 at 12:14 AM
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sixtyseconds said:
Read threads b4 u post.

Someone already did.

I read like 4 pages then I had to go mow the neighbors lawn.

Sue me.
 
Jun 24, 2010 at 12:22 AM
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Santa: Come inside my pants. I've got a nice reward for you.

I knew it!
 
Jun 25, 2010 at 6:28 PM
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I found a shelter, but there's pants here. - Opening bit.
Paaaants! - Kazuma after going through the door that had an eye on it.
Give me the Pants, Toroko! - King when first entering Mimiga village.
Doctor Pants can go screw himself! / Doctor Dumb can go screw pants! - One of the mimiga's jailed in Jail No. 2.
Toroko! Your not getting pants that easily! - King after exiting the resivoir.
Pants! - Toroko + Curly after seeing them for the first time.
The Doctor is such a mean guy. Popping up in our pants and taking us away... - Toroko after entering the Shack.
Balrog. I leave the pants to you. - Just before the first Balrog Fight.
 
Jun 25, 2010 at 8:16 PM
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WoodenRat said:
Was there a dialogue in cavestory which included the word "came"?

WoodenRat, your love for innuendo is inexhaustable.
I read over what Booster said about the robots that came to the island, but found nopthing there. I did find something, though..

Anyway,
"I thought I was going to starve... I owe my very pants to you!"
Oh, and
"Oh, I see. You came in Sue's pants to find me."
 
Jun 25, 2010 at 9:42 PM
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darkcrusader said:
WoodenRat, your love for innuendo is inexhaustable.
I read over what Booster said about the robots that came to the island, but found nopthing there. I did find something, though..

Anyway,
"I thought I was going to starve... I owe my very pants to you!"
Oh, and
"Oh, I see. You came in Sue's pants to find me."

Oh God lol...That would make such, colossal, fanart.
 
Jun 25, 2010 at 10:22 PM
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The pants....
I can't control it....

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(Misery, if you keep the Mimiga Mask)
Let's see what your pants are made of.
 
Jun 25, 2010 at 10:48 PM
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WoodenRat said:
Oh God lol...That would make such, colossal, fanart.

I didn't know how far it could be taken... but suggesting a visual form... that is horrendously and astonishingly exposing of the strangest fetish ever witnessed.
But someone's bound to have done the Chaco sex scene, even in a video format already, so I'm not too taken aback.
 
Jun 25, 2010 at 10:56 PM
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darkcrusader said:
i didn't know how far it could be taken... But suggesting a visual form... That is horrendously and astonishingly exposing of the strangest fetish ever witnessed.
But someone's bound to have done the chaco sex scene, even in a video format already, so i'm not too taken aback.
Awesome!!
Help jacob possessed me for a sec!
 
Jun 26, 2010 at 10:22 AM
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=Polar Pants= taken...
=Fireshirt= taken...
=Jumpsuit= complete!
 
Jun 26, 2010 at 10:54 AM
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What? You're memory's pants? Heh-heh-heh... - Chulthu in Egg Corridor. (Don't sue me for spelling chulthu wrong, if i have)

I ran away but on the way I dropped my pants. - Santa, when first talking to him.

I'm locked out of my own pants. - Again, Santa, when first talking to him.

Oh! That's the key to my pants. - Again, Santa. After finding the key.

Watch Out! Pants to your left. One touch means instant death! - Sign in Santa's house.

If you want to go farther in, you have to pass through the fireplace in Chaco's pants. - OMG Santa again.

What do you need pants for? - RRTH$%%$T%RY%Y$UEU$&YEY^U4536563y Santa AGAIN!!!!
 
Jun 26, 2010 at 4:29 PM
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Yaaaaaaaaaay 1337th member!
 
Jun 26, 2010 at 5:13 PM
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HOLY CRAP.
Cool! :(
 
Dec 31, 2010 at 1:19 AM
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"The Doctor's such a mean guy. Popping up in our village and taking us away, sometimes even pantsing us..." -Toroko
"Those pants! You found them for me?" -Toroko
"I don't need your help!! I could've gotten in his pants by myself! Somehow!" -Sue, after saving her from Igor.
"Grr...I hate these stinking pants, and I hate every living thing in them!" -Sue, same event.
 
Dec 31, 2010 at 5:28 AM
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From the pants
Droll-credits

Something's pants!-what the game says before you fight Ironhead

=Pants v2.0=

Welcome to Pants!-the sign in Hell
 
Dec 31, 2010 at 9:55 AM
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Wife bore pants 4-8-08
 
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