This is still made my thread to tabulate, and to some extent, officiate over.
So proclaims the office of Shimmyzmizz, Great Czar of all A4 spaces on chess boards everywhere, except for the city of Birkirkara in Malta where I rule as Supreme Slayer of Geese.
Here is the official totals: as presented by the Great Czar and Supreme Slayer of Geese: