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Dec 22, 2015 at 6:06 PM
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Examine yourself again, now that you are completely visible.
 
Dec 22, 2015 at 7:19 PM
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how can you talk if you have no tongue
 
Dec 23, 2015 at 12:22 AM
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Your body is white, smooth and humanoid. Your face is just as smooth and featureless. In fact, you do not even have a mouth.
You wonder how you can talk..
 
Dec 23, 2015 at 12:25 AM
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remember the alamo
 
Dec 23, 2015 at 12:32 AM
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forget the alamo
 
Dec 23, 2015 at 12:41 AM
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Violently rub your hands together for a good couple minutes in an attempt to create some heat.
 
Dec 23, 2015 at 12:49 AM
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You remember the... wait, what?

You rub your hands together for a few minutes. They start to glow red.

What snow?
 
Dec 23, 2015 at 12:58 AM
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Find a potato and accept it as your one true god
Stroke the potato
Stroke it
 
Dec 23, 2015 at 1:14 AM
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There is no potato.

none.
 
Dec 23, 2015 at 1:18 AM
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Keep rubbing your hands until something happens.

If nothing really happens, try rubbing the floor a lot.
 
Dec 23, 2015 at 1:19 AM
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Become imaginative and pretend there is a potato.
*edit* Commence searching for a potato.
Commence searching for fruit. Remember, it MUST be non-GMO an gluten-free.
 
Dec 23, 2015 at 5:08 AM
Been here way too long...
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Determine whether or not P=NP
 
Dec 23, 2015 at 3:59 PM
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You keep rubbing your hands together. The air starts shimmering with heat, but nothing else happens.
You touch the floor, and your hands melt straight through it, revealing empty darkness.

You imagine a potato, and find it.
You now have an imaginary potato.

There are no fruit in the vicinity.

You realize that P = NP when N = 1.
 
Dec 23, 2015 at 5:02 PM
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go through the floor

ditch the potato, it is only slowing you down
 
Dec 23, 2015 at 9:23 PM
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Have an internal conflict about the potato
End up morphing into one

Pull out your handy-dandy chromebook (powered by your potato, of course) and try to contact the South African government to help you.
If they cannot help you, contact the following fandoms in this order, and do not hesitate to contact them all.
1. Doctor Who
2. Firefly
3. Furries
4. Bronies
5. Star Wars (no spoilers pls)
6. Potato

Smell the darkness. If it smells like beef and cheese, melt the floor and fall into it.
If it does not, simply eat the floor instead. You know from experience floors taste like raspberries.
 
Dec 23, 2015 at 9:45 PM
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>bronies

okay
BoeYG.jpg
 
Dec 23, 2015 at 9:51 PM
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>bronies

okay
BoeYG.jpg
Just because there's one REALLY, and I mean REALLY bad person in a fandom doesn't mean they're ALL terrible.
Besides it's not like people can choose to be into MLP or not
 
Dec 23, 2015 at 9:56 PM
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Just because there's one REALLY, and I mean REALLY bad person in a fandom doesn't mean they're ALL terrible.
Besides it's not like people can choose to be into MLP or not
uh, yes they can?
I mean unless you're saying people don't have free will in which case I can't provide a strong argument against it but, I'm pretty sure "liking cartoon horses" is within the scope of things generally not considered to be determined at birth.
 
Dec 23, 2015 at 10:03 PM
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uh, yes they can?
I mean unless you're saying people don't have free will in which case I can't provide a strong argument against it but, I'm pretty sure "liking cartoon horses" is within the scope of things generally not considered to be determined at birth.
I'm just saying that some people are born with preferences towards certain things.
I'm not an expert, but I'm pretty sure people are born with preferences that they don't have much control over. As in, I don't think someone can just say "You know what? I'm going to think chocolate tastes terrible from now on." and they start tasting chocolate as bad. Then again, there is that whole "the more you see it, the more you like it" thing that could have some influence, so I suppose it's not entirely out of someone's control.
 
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