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Dec 23, 2015 at 12:47 AM
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eat the snow
Dec 23, 2015 at 12:58 AM
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Find a potato and accept it as your one true god
Stroke the potato
Stroke it
Stroke the potato
Stroke it
Dec 23, 2015 at 1:18 AM
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Keep rubbing your hands until something happens.
If nothing really happens, try rubbing the floor a lot.
If nothing really happens, try rubbing the floor a lot.
Dec 23, 2015 at 1:19 AM
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Become imaginative and pretend there is a potato.
*edit* Commence searching for a potato.
Commence searching for fruit. Remember, it MUST be non-GMO an gluten-free.
*edit* Commence searching for a potato.
Commence searching for fruit. Remember, it MUST be non-GMO an gluten-free.
Dec 23, 2015 at 5:08 AM
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Determine whether or not P=NP
Dec 23, 2015 at 3:59 PM
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You keep rubbing your hands together. The air starts shimmering with heat, but nothing else happens.
You touch the floor, and your hands melt straight through it, revealing empty darkness.
You imagine a potato, and find it.
You now have an imaginary potato.
There are no fruit in the vicinity.
You realize that P = NP when N = 1.
You touch the floor, and your hands melt straight through it, revealing empty darkness.
You imagine a potato, and find it.
You now have an imaginary potato.
There are no fruit in the vicinity.
You realize that P = NP when N = 1.
Dec 23, 2015 at 9:23 PM
Join Date: Oct 11, 2015
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Have an internal conflict about the potato
End up morphing into one
Pull out your handy-dandy chromebook (powered by your potato, of course) and try to contact the South African government to help you.
If they cannot help you, contact the following fandoms in this order, and do not hesitate to contact them all.
1. Doctor Who
2. Firefly
3. Furries
4. Bronies
5. Star Wars (no spoilers pls)
6. Potato
Smell the darkness. If it smells like beef and cheese, melt the floor and fall into it.
If it does not, simply eat the floor instead. You know from experience floors taste like raspberries.
End up morphing into one
Pull out your handy-dandy chromebook (powered by your potato, of course) and try to contact the South African government to help you.
If they cannot help you, contact the following fandoms in this order, and do not hesitate to contact them all.
1. Doctor Who
2. Firefly
3. Furries
4. Bronies
5. Star Wars (no spoilers pls)
6. Potato
Smell the darkness. If it smells like beef and cheese, melt the floor and fall into it.
If it does not, simply eat the floor instead. You know from experience floors taste like raspberries.
Dec 23, 2015 at 9:51 PM
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Just because there's one REALLY, and I mean REALLY bad person in a fandom doesn't mean they're ALL terrible.>bronies
okay
Besides it's not like people can choose to be into MLP or not
Dec 23, 2015 at 9:56 PM
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uh, yes they can?
I mean unless you're saying people don't have free will in which case I can't provide a strong argument against it but, I'm pretty sure "liking cartoon horses" is within the scope of things generally not considered to be determined at birth.
Dec 23, 2015 at 10:03 PM
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I'm just saying that some people are born with preferences towards certain things.
I'm not an expert, but I'm pretty sure people are born with preferences that they don't have much control over. As in, I don't think someone can just say "You know what? I'm going to think chocolate tastes terrible from now on." and they start tasting chocolate as bad. Then again, there is that whole "the more you see it, the more you like it" thing that could have some influence, so I suppose it's not entirely out of someone's control.