Badly Drawn Adventure (again)

Since T-Jack is gone, I thought I'd try following in his glorious, badly-drawn footsteps. Here is the old thread, for you newbies who don't remember. This is a basically take two of that thread.

So, let's start. You're a giant standing between a house and a statue of a wedge of cheese. What do you do?

 

==> Examine Cheese Statue

 

 

==> Knock on the door of the house

 

Take a piss on the statue.

 

You knock a little too hard on the door causing it to crash into the house. Someone opens the window and points a gun at you. Also, note the piss splattered on the statue and the nearby ground.

 

Throw the statue at the man with the gun.

 

As you bend down and grab the statue, careful to avoid touching your own pee, you hear the man yell, "HEY!! That's my dad's grave you're messin' with!!".

 

Throw it anyway.

 

Carve a two point perspective star on the man's house!

 

Light in on fire and still Throw it at his face.

 

This thread is disrespectful towards the original BDA. I don't care how much you liked it, there can only be one.

 

This thread is disrespectful towards the original BDA. I don't care how much you liked it, there can only be one.

Captain Fabulous, ruining the fun as always.

 

And you god damn kids better stay off my lawn, too.

 

And you god damn kids better stay off my lawn, too.

Sorry Mr. Higgins, just please don't hit me again...

 

In cases where multiple requests are made, I'll satisfy more than one if I can (like I did for SP and Noxid) or I'll just pick the one I like best otherwise. I'mma go with UltimaLink's cause I don't know what a perspective star is and you don't have the means to light stuff on fire at the moment.

You rip the statue out of the ground and throw it. Being a giant and all, you of course have terrible aim, and miss the person, knocking the roof of his house off instead. He jumps out the window, drops his gun, and flees in terror.

 

Jump in the hole.

 

Take the giant-sized gun

 

==> Find two two-by-fours, rub them together and BURN FUCKING EVERYTHING! Then pee it out.

 

Catch up to him, grab him, put him in the hole where the grave was, and slam the statue back onto where it was before.