Aw, I lost Dracula.

;_;

 

Dont worry, he'll come back, just leave out a saucepan filled will blood on your door step, he'll get hungry eventually

 

You sure like making egocentric threads.
And also that just means you're close to getting Nu. Yay!

 

Get your period and wait for him.

 

Get your period and wait for him.

*chokes and spits out his drink* LOL

 

Dont worry, he'll come back, just leave out a saucepan filled will blood on your door step, he'll get hungry eventually

Get your period and wait for him.

I will be putting these two ideas together.

 

Oh shit...
*faps*

 

I lost him again.

 

Eheh...

Something tells me you're not very good with pets, are you?

 

Now that you've said something about it my cat has been missing for a week.

 

...
Oatscetciesttufd.

 

WTF?

real or fake?

rituals are the way.

 

I agree. Potatoes.

 

But my man-meat is frozen to a flagpole. D;

 

What were you doing with that flagpole, why is it below freezing where you are, and how can I get in on this action?

 

What were you doing with that flagpole, why is it below freezing where you are, and how can I get in on this action?

1.) I tried to rape someone but they moved, vis a vie cockpole.
2.) It was in a refrigerated warehouse.
3.) Come down to the Maple Leaf processing warehouse.

 

I killed your cat, MS. It's last moments took place within my blender.

As for the period blood idea, Schoko'll get to that before Dracula does, hence him suggesting it in the first place.

...It certainly explains why he was coming back to the church and wasn't eating...

 

I killed your cat, MS. It's last moments took place within my blender.

Did you drink it, and if so did it taste good?

 

I killed your cat, MS. It's last moments took place within my blender.

 

Cat smoke. Don't breathe this.