Ask a dumb question.

Well im a little bored right now so i thought,"why not make a forum game. The instructions are:
1. I will start the game by asking a dumb question.
2. Then the every person who posts from then on gives the most ridiculous answer that comes to mind, and makes another dumb question.

I will start. How do you open a door?

 

You make it ajar.

 

You forgot to add a dumb question

 

Why did GIR forget to add a dumb question?

 

I dont know.

 

You forgot to add a dumb question

 

Sorry i got concused for a second. Ok here's one:

Why is walmart called walmart?

 

Because it has walls.


Wat's "Cave Stroy" ???

 

Cave Story is that game where you are the woman named Samus and you need to save Mexico from the Orcs. When will Half-Life 3 come out?

 

When Halo 4 doesn't come out.

What is Java Game Experts better known as?

 

Someone who knows how to design java games.

When will capcom actually try to please its fanbase?

 

When it actually get's good.

Why is Rihanna so amazing?

 

Because she's the Only Girl in the World.

Why does Lady Gaga have a Ph.D.?

 

Because she cheated.

Why is green, green?

 

It's not, it's minus pink.

Why is pink not in the rainbow?

 

It's minus green and it's too gay.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

 

Yes.

How many sides does a polygon have?

 

More than 3.

What is a man?

 

A miserable pile of secrets.

When will Sega return to making consoles and being a first party developer?

 

When pigs fly.

Why?