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Aug 20, 2009 at 1:56 AM
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DragonBoots said:
Actually, he won nuclear rights in a card game with me, Kim Jong Il, George "Dubya" Bush and Saddam Huissein.
'Course, I won the actual nuclear weapons. =/

PLEASE PRESENT PROOF FOR AUTHORIZATION.
 
Aug 20, 2009 at 2:01 AM
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whyme said:
PLEASE PRESENT PROOF FOR AUTHORIZATION.

Whyme, you should know better to ask for credentials when I have spoken for someone.
Nuke away, el Capitan!
(That'll be $75,000 for the first two warheads then $50,000 each subsequent warhead, up to a max of 5, after which they're $125,000 each. Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles sold seperately.)
 
Aug 20, 2009 at 2:07 AM
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AUTHORIZATION GRANTED.

PLEASE INFORM ME IF YOU ARE ABOUT TO LAUNCH A NUKE.

FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN TERMINATION.

THANK YOU.
 
Aug 20, 2009 at 12:43 PM
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whyme, a good rule of thumb is not to argue with someone who possesses nuclear weapons.
 
Aug 20, 2009 at 4:31 PM
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Why? Its my job to control nuclear activity.
 
Aug 20, 2009 at 5:40 PM
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*Pays DB $75 000* WHYYYYYYYYMEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU GONNA DIE.
 
Aug 20, 2009 at 8:06 PM
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Aug 20, 2009 at 8:08 PM
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Launch aborted. Reason: it's more fun to watch her die slowly.
 
Aug 20, 2009 at 8:13 PM
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You dare threaten me?

-the nukes you purchaced were remotely detonated by C4-
 
Aug 20, 2009 at 8:18 PM
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DragonBoots keeps the nukes. They launch from his stockpile. Congrats, you blew it up and I don't think he's going to be very happy. Neither is Quebec City.
 
Aug 20, 2009 at 10:17 PM
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Aug 20, 2009 at 10:42 PM
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wedge of cheese said:
whyme, a good rule of thumb is not to argue with someone who possesses nuclear weapons.

... Unless you posess a bigger bomb.

Captain Fabulous said:
*Pays DB $75 000* WHYYYYYYYYMEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU GONNA DIE.

A-hem. The ICMB component is $200,000.

Captain Fabulous said:
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DragonBoots keeps the nukes. They launch from his stockpile. Congrats, you blew it up and I don't think he's going to be very happy. Neither is Quebec City.

Why Quebec? O.o
Also, I decentralized to get the tax credit for utilizing the norther wastelands. =/
So I lost a silo containing a nuke. I've got about 4,500 more.

whyme said:
whoops...:D

Never say whoops when it comes to nuclear weaponry, computers or surgery.
 
Aug 20, 2009 at 10:51 PM
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DragonBoots said:
Never say whoops when it comes to nuclear weaponry, computers or surgery.
Or sex.
 
Aug 21, 2009 at 1:21 AM
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DragonBoots said:
Never say whoops when it comes to nuclear weaponry, computers or surgery.

All childs play...
 
Aug 21, 2009 at 1:25 AM
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T-Jack said:

Something to never say regarding nuclear weapons, sex, or surgery: "I missed."

Edit: Cap'n an' I p'st'd at the same time.
 
Aug 21, 2009 at 1:30 AM
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It just happened to rhyme...

I do not write poetry
 
Aug 21, 2009 at 1:32 AM
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It did not rhyme, which is a good indication of why you don't write poetry. I bet you wish you could, and "express yourself", or something, buy talking about how depressed you are or how much the world sucks or other dark things that you're wrong about.
 
Aug 21, 2009 at 1:32 AM
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whyme said:
It just happened to rhyme...

I do not write poetry

Uh-huh.
Total rhyme thar, xXwhimsical_fae_2001Xx
 
Aug 21, 2009 at 1:35 AM
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So... what are you gonna do now?
 
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