Adventurer's Forest Chapter 2: Herb Village

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Mar 25, 2012 at 1:39 PM
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As you are about to pay for the key, Red Ketsueki comes walking over to you.
"We meet again...unfortunately." Link scowls fiercely at Red.
"Now now, don't be unfriendly. I saw that you wanted the key to Room 4."
Perc asked how he afforded it but Red quickly dismisses it, saying "don't ask so many questions".
Red notices that Link has his sword drawn already. "What? You want to fight me for it?"
With a swift movement Red slashes at Link and appears behind him. His left arm gushes blood.
"Maybe later, I'm a busy man."
He tosses the key to Perc and says, "don't worry about Link, the cute maid in Room 4 will take care of you."


^Yeah um dunc feel free to ignore any of that if it doesn't suit the direction you're driving the story in.
 
Mar 26, 2012 at 11:32 PM
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The group takes the key looking back at Red and deciding it's best not to question this almost act of kindness. Qwexe swipes the key and runs of to the room like a little schoolgirl wondering what is inside. It turns out the room is incredibly beautiful but only made for 4 people, so when the others arrive he says he'll sleep in the bathtub. Then he calls for the maid to help Link before falling asleep.
 
Mar 27, 2012 at 3:16 AM
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Red suddenly appears in an open window.
"I see you found the room. I almost forgot to tell that I left a little 'surprise' in your room for you." He grins devilishly and somersaults out the window. He then jumps back in. "Also the maid's name is Nayru. She's my girlfriend, touch her and you die." He then leaves once again.

That's a pity, she really is quite cute.
 
Apr 17, 2012 at 6:09 PM
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Mal totally rapes Nayru. Then makes cupcakes.
Actions not necessarily related or indicative of a murder, and they certainly don't mean I used anything weird in these...
except of course not really. I don't know why I post so many joke actions.
Mal decides to go hunting or something
 
Apr 18, 2012 at 12:06 AM
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As Malpercio makes the cupcakes his expression becomes much more worried as he realizes that Red is going to figure out what happened eventually, and that someone's going to die.
 
Apr 18, 2012 at 11:34 AM
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Mal doesn't give one tenth of a f*ck, he just made cannibalupcakes.
 
Apr 18, 2012 at 8:10 PM
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Nik da camle tereplorts into the scene, summons inferno upon all creation of this world, laughs maniacally, says something about forum games being spammy in nature, and teleplarts out of this infernal-ridded village

Unkowingly, nix summon'd inferno on the 666th reply to dis topik
 
Apr 18, 2012 at 9:57 PM
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Mal kills Inferno, gains one hundred levels. also realizes he got post 666. He is now destined to become the super boss the remainder of the party must defeat to save the world forever. Totally.
 
Apr 18, 2012 at 10:00 PM
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Red runs in and roundhouses Perc on the side of the face and sends him flying.
Guess who found out about Nayru.
BYITCH.
 
Apr 18, 2012 at 10:02 PM
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Mal walks back in and kicks Red in the balls straight through the roof.
Asshole.
 
Apr 18, 2012 at 10:03 PM
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IT HAS NO EFFECT
RED'S BALLS ARE ADAMANTITE
+3 TO BADASS
 
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Is your head adamantite too? Might get a bit of a headache otherwise.
 
Apr 19, 2012 at 1:56 PM
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I don't know, let's check.
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Ayup.
Someone's on the ground bleeding, and it's not Red.
 
Apr 19, 2012 at 7:14 PM
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Don't you think you've hurt Link enough already?
 
Apr 19, 2012 at 7:19 PM
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Upon further inspection you realize the victim is Malpercio.
 
Apr 19, 2012 at 8:55 PM
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But how would you find him when Mal left the hotel already?
 
Apr 19, 2012 at 10:00 PM
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You never left.
 
Apr 21, 2012 at 6:21 PM
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What are you talking about, of course I did.
 
Apr 21, 2012 at 7:10 PM
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Okay
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If I'm close enough to you that I can roundhouse kick you don't you think I'm close enough to headbutt you?
 
Apr 21, 2012 at 8:35 PM
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nnnnope.
Because even if it doesn't hurt, force meets object causes transfer of momentum. So, even if it didn't hurt, you still got kicked through the ceiling
Which gives Mal plenty of time to walk out the door and go wherever
 
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