A thread about pain by the looks

Which Sarah? Mine? She likes to hurt people, she'll help you out.

Sarah Darville?
o.o

 

Oh, no. Sarah Garner.

She hit me with a snowshovel. ._.

 

-Hugs-
Did it hurt?
o.o

...
I once got hit by lightning.

 

D;<
Get offa me!
And yes, it hurt. Bent the corner of the shovel.
Once I got slashed with a knife.
And lit on fire.
And she fell on me out of a tree. Broke my ankle.

 

Whoa.
I ain't getting off no-one.
;D
I.
Have never broken a bone.

 

Fact: The fire and tree happened about a year after the knife, and all by the same girl.
The fire and tree also happened on the same day. At the same time. (She was burning leaves and dropping them.)

 

I think Quote should first meet Curly in a similar fashion.
;D
</ontopic>

Not bad.
But, uh...
Ever degloved your finger on a reciprocating saw?

 

No... My arm gotted skimmed by a gun once, though.
And I was taking out the trash and a big huge piece of glass stabbed right into my leg.
And I fell down making dinner, and wound up with an inch-and-a-half long shard of porcelain through my elbow.

 

Ever get your junk got in a press brake?
(Luckilly, I haven't. But I've witnessed it. Poor uncle Gary...)

 

I've gotten it hit with a bat before.

 

My arm went though a baseball pitching machine.
o.o
Well, until my elbow got lodged in the feeder.

 

My girlfriend made me come to school one day in peach tights and orange cat ears/tail/bell.
It was awful.

 

My ex-girlfriend dumped me because I did nearly the same thing.
Except...
Heh.
x.x

 

She dressed up in a playboy bunny costume the same night though, so it was... Almost worth it.

 

I lost my virginity on a beach.
x3

 

Oh, I lost mine in a room.
But atleast I did it with a girl.

 

Ironically, I lost mine to a girl aswell.
o.o
Oh Ashleigh...
Why did we have to part under such bizzare circumstances.

 

I don't have any ex-anythings yet.
Three years and counting.

 

Wow.

I'm...
Speachless...
-Sigh-
I still miss my first...
(Ashleigh was my second...)

 

You lost it with your second? Lol, you fail. Bad.