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Granted? A group of monkeys raped you unconcious, and you woke up 3 full moons later half dead and covered in monkey piss. You also got cancer. Don't ask me how. I wish that my school was solidified into a block of ice, enclosing the entire building, it's parking lot, and that the ice would...

Impeccoble logic, except for simple fact that I did. Check out the video used in my first post of Turnabout Story. The .org I made of Investigation ~ Cornered is there (I'd provide a link but I'm on a mobile device right now.) Listen to how terrible it is, THEN come and tell me to make my own...

A promising theory, if I would ever get off my lazy ass and do stuff. I've made little to no progress on the mod, besides finishing the story...

-Poof* It wasn't cancelled until season 5, the first new episode you watched made you prone to seizures, so you could never play video games or watch TV ever again. I wish I could move at Godspeed if I wanted too.

Granted! Noxid MAGICALLY stopped Searching the Forums and PM'd you about his progress! [lolihavenoidea] I wish I could teleport to anywhere I want, and back again, just with a thought.

*POOF* Max! Emmy! (WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING THIS ONE UP?!) I wish that I was holding a fully loaded .44 magnum.

Granted, although your tire swing is in a rain forest surrounded by mushrooms that spray cancer-causing spores... I wish I could turn into any animal I wished, then bak into my normal body, with no lingering effects either physically or mentally.

No problem. A new race of timid, frail dragons that wouldn't hurt a fly has come into existence. They are very loving, and avoid those they hate. Their form of love involves licking you like a dog. Their saliva causes cancer. I wish I was the best video gamer in the world.

Granted. Here's some LSD. I wish I could walk on water, lava, sky, and land, while being able to swap between these abilities at will, knowing they would never fail me and would never weaken in strength, with no negative side effects.

Apparently a new Zelda Wii is coming out this year, as was confirmed by Nintendo. I await E3, but Super Mario Galaxy 2, Metroid: Other M, Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Episode 1, and Halo: Reach are on my list...

You got it. Your decent mousepad arrived, but on that same day your mouse broke, so you go and look for a new one, and discovered that every brand of computer mice has been recalled for cancerous chemicals. The mouse that you had had these chemicals too, so you now have cancer. I wish I could...

All of the children do exactly as you described around an apocalyptic flames, watching all of the adults who confined them for so many years burn away to ashes with the utmost glee, whilst singing satanic hymns. I wish I could have a 3 feet long and 3 feet wide and 1 foot thick chocolate chip...

Hm...still need people to do it. Guess I'll wait and hope for the best...

I actually dreamed about Cave Story last night. It was either a different game or a beta, becuase it had VERY glitchy physics with shooting. You could shoot in EIGHT directions, instead of 4. Diagonally and the plus directions. When you shot, the bullet (which looked like a dark red level 1...

Wish Granted! The earth is now populated by brilliant minds, each contributing great new advancements to the world. However, these advancements led to a nuclear war, which ended up destroying the human race entirely. Good job. I wish my homework was finished.

The earth of your hometown was destroyed anyways, so I still DID grant your wish.

Wish granted. THIS earth was annihilated, being the earth you stand on. the earth your hometown stands on and the earth of everybody you care about was annihilated, while you and the ones you care about were the only ones killed. I wish I could create an excellent mod without thinking about it.

Wish granted! ...The potato was rotten to the core, and the two flies died on the spot. Oh, and the said potato happened to a time bomb inside. I wish I could make wings spawn on my back, like a bird, and could make them vanish whenever I wanted them too. I also wish I could USE them to fly...

Wish granted! A stranger from the street comforted you, then drugged you and brutally stabbed you to death. I wish I could fly.

(Sorry, we posted nearly at the same time) Wish granted! ...You then learn you recieved Genital Herpes and were then pregnant, and the blunt trauma to your head gave you amnesia, requiring you to retake kindergarden. Also, the Date-Rape drug used in you while you struggled against the blunt...

Congratulations! Your wang is now 9 inches wide! You are the proud owner of a chode! You must now get all of your underwear/boxers tailored to fit your wang. I wish I could fling any person off of Earth, sending them hurdling into the sun, and that I could fling any person off Earth that I wanted.

Wish granted! Unfortunately, the aforementioned poodle had rabies. The poodle bit you in the crotch, and you are now movement-impaired in 3 different sections of your body. You are also very ill. I wish I could spawn a blizzard at will.

Wish granted! Now every hog in the world believes you f*cked his or her mommy. I wish I wielded the A.S.H.P.D. and knew how to operate it, and I could make it appear into my hands at any given moment. (Props if you know what the ASHPD is...)

Never had that problem... Well, I'll add events at the top AND bottom of the elevator ahaft. No idea why it was working before... Well, the entity 0s were tagged with the same event as the vertical block...and I <ANPed the block, so it either drags or pushes the Entity 0s...

What, Cave Story being in the book, or one of the other topics that has come up?