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Granted. You shall receive page 14 sometime in the future. I wish to have awesome cooking skills.

Granted. You shall never sleep again. I wish to be happy.

Granted. You obtained a silver hammer the size and sturdiness of a toothpick. Furthermore, you are subject to much ridicule because you believe that dragons still exist. I wish to be healthy for the rest of my life in such a way that will not shorten my life.

Granted. All the murderers and child-rapists have a field day. I wish to know everything.

Granted. Your homework is finished and full of comments on your teachers' sexual preferences and death threats to your school's staff. I wish I had already graduated from college.

One, "total annihilation" is redundant, and two, he in fact did grant your wish. Where do you think all the people on this earth go, Narnia? @igotsthepower9000: Granted. But now you can't stop thinking about creating mods, thus ruining your ability. I wish for the death of every stupid human...

You are now Lowia, the new continent formed in the Pacific ocean. I wish to find Atlantis.

You live through a cliched story which makes you feel loved and needed. Meanwhile, you die from drug overdose. I wish to invent a machine that will solve all of the mankind's problems without killing anybody.

You become the God of Hangovers. Enjoy your immortality suffering from eternal headache and vomiting. (Bonus points to whoever spots the reference.) I wish I was the ruler of the world.

Your wish has been- You know what, fuck that line. The forum has gotten many new members. Spam, off-topic and flamewars soon flood the entire forum and it becomes the second asshole of the Internet. I wish to know what to wish for.

Your wish has been granted. You now know how to roller skate. However, there are no roller skates in the world, so your ability is completely useless. I wish there were no holes in the ozone layer.

You're making this too easy... Your wish has been granted. Your body no longer reflects light, including your retinae, so you spend the rest of your life in a world where you can see nothing and nothing can see you. Oh, and both your arms are gone. Hmm... Big wishes only cause me troubles, so...

Your wish has been granted. Congratulations! You have caused the end of the world. Pity you didn't live long enough to enjoy your triumph. I wish to be famous.

Your wish has been granted. You suffer from multiple personality disorder, and as a result, you spend the rest of your life locked up in an asylum, lobotomized and being subject to daily shock therapy. I wish for a billion dollars to be stored in my bank account.

It is said that every forum has this thread, so I'm creating it here. Let's get down to the business: The object of this game is to be a Jackass Genie, i.e. to grant anyone's wishes in the worst possible way. They wish for a pile of gold, you make it fall from the sky and crush them. They ask...

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You bet. But no matter how old it is, it's still funny. Lol wang jokes...

Paranoid |||||||||||||||| 66% 49% Schizoid |||||||||||||||| 70% 53% Schizotypal |||||||||| 34% 53% Antisocial |||||||||||| 42% 47% Borderline |||||||||| 38% 47% Histrionic || 10% 43% Narcissistic |||| 14% 41% Avoidant |||||||||||| 42% 39% Dependent...

I should start writing these down Last night, I had a hunger-induced dream, in which my brother somehow became... a ghost, I think, and I was the only one who could see him and interact with him. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he was supposed to be a ghost, because although he was able to operate a...

RESTART! I just wanted to use that pic. Sue me.

"Yeah, I'd definitely like some breast, if you know what I mean."

Dudes, the time limit is one day. I don't want to be the only topic changer. Anyway, Bad things to say at a restaurant. Go!

"BAKED BEANS?! Not again!" "Don't look at me! I didn't leave the keys inside."

Time to use cheese's short list again. Here goes: Bad things to say in space "Oh shit, I forgot to turn off the stove!"

For a change, I actually noticed a birthday notice for someone I actually (kinda) know. Happy birthday to Ralren!