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So, you can't download stuff from RS without a premium account? That's stupid.

If you're tired of asking, you could just use something else. I use Dropbox, which lets you host 2 GB of files free, among other things, like synchronizing said files across multiple computers and the internet. If you use my referral link to download and install it, we'll both get an extra 250...

Outsmart what? A fish?

"Those balls are sure pokey..."

But those screws don't go into the plastic; those are the positive and neutral poles of the outlet, and go into the spot where you plug stuff into on any ordinary AC outlet. Have you never wired a house either?

Yup.

Plastic is an insulator and does not conduct electricity. Have you never played with a 9-volt battery?

I'll bet if you used a low enough amperage you could get sparks to jump across the spoons, like on those cheesy horror movies.[/sarcasm] Seriously, don't try that unless you have a death wish. Or your wish for fame ends you up among the Darwin awards...

Among all the forums I've ever visited (okay, registered at) this one has the lowest standards, but joke tags and serious tags would just make it worse. You can't figure it out when I'm trying to make a joke? Buy a joke book, but don't make me use joke tags. :p

Careful Becher, I happen to be a close friend of the people who made Escape Velocity, and besides knowing the best plug-ins and total conversions (massive plug-ins that change the entire game so none of it is from the stock scenario) also know that the design team consists of a middle age man...

Here, let me Google that for you... As for 1213121... I'm pretty sure it's a prime number, but just in case I'll factor it using my homebuilt Applescript that does cool things calculators should but don't.

"Yes officer, I was only going to keep speeding until I got a ticket. Then I was going to slow down."

So he was perfectly OK with people who couldn't think clearly visiting the Egg Observation room?

^: No. Go for the gold next time. *: No. Settle for the silver. v: Maybe? That's leaves you with bronze.

It's also way smaller. (no pun intended) Just ignore me, I'm here to screw you guys all up. Not that you aren't already doing an effective job of it, though...

What, it's been rusted shut again? Some WD-40 should take care of that.

Something that you never use in any way, shape or form. Mystery.

:) iReport.

You. Tank Cat.

So instead of bringing them to the plantation to start growing more flowers from the clippings he found and beginning his run for world domination a couple days sooner, he feeds them to Igor to spite Quote? Logic.

That's okay, unsuccessful drowning has its side effects...

Kill the teletubbies! KILL THEM!

Spam! It comes in a can! And it gets you a ban! iReport.

Hah, he's older than all you peeps put together. :D

...and here comes the casual but unavoidable n00b who doesn't know the difference between /hide and /spoiler and makes a topic to spew his cluelessness into the forum, along with other newbies who've done the same thing. Testing the differences between them is as easy as pushing the preview...