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as if you don't keep a copy on you AT ALL TIMES. though this is the pc port and frankly it's pretty shit but you'll just have to make do.

look its not a plothole ok its totally intentional you've got your alpha timeline, your beta timeline, and your gamma timeline (we are here), and your omega timeline after the events of cave story, the world was completely warped beyond all recognition with the birth of blargo (the events of...

quote and curly have been dead for ages! try again!!!

you were never not seen again because you're being seen right now. you also do not die because you're immune to dying now. you are now in space.

sorry, this is a COMMUNITY driven fanfiction after all. that won't stop me from doing whatever i want though.

recolors? i'm sorry, what are you talking about? these are all original characters from the gamma timeline.

sue is that type of brown the animes use for characters that are tomboyish or otherwise sporty e.g. aoi asahina from danganronpa

heres a little nugget of advice from your ol pal xemous: dont read 177013 no matter how curious you are, nothing good can come from it.

you construct a miniature cell phone tower and affix it to your windowsill. you continue calling. she's not picking up, for some reason. wonder why that is? she might be calling her lawyer. anyway, don't you think it's about time we introduced another character to this asshole party?

you don't know why you do these things to yourself. if you were anyone else, you'd be very very dead by now. metty figures that the deal falling through hit you pretty hard, and chooses to humor you because she's such a good friend. also she kind of lives on a tiny island in the middle of the...

you don't think you've ever gamed this hard in your life. you have reached an apex of your gamer skills, a sort of nirvana people only dream about. professional gamers across the world smell the true skill you're irradiating from your pores, and all collectively die of jealousy. you truly are...

huh? you thought you heard something. perhaps it was someone being WRONG about something. you were too busy playing the BEST GAME EVER, THOUGH, SO YOU COULDN'T HEAR THEM BEING SO WRONG.

god DAMN do you love saints row 2.

fine. FINE!!!! your name is Eating cake At 2 in the morning. You choose to go by cake. If anybody asks you about your full name, you will tell them that "cake" means "ass" in this context, not the literal baked good. you are currently busy taking a depression nap after a business meeting with...

once again, correct! but what is the young man's name, which is inscribed on the nameplate that is ready to sink its teeth into that moist chocolatey dessert?

you're right! but what does it say on the front of the plaque, which will be the young man's name now and forever?

ya boy is currently busy conducting serious business with american sports legend charles barkley. if he weren't, however, he would inform you that blargo dx doesn't have multiplayer capabilities. but now that we're here, what should be the name of this young man?