Uncy Dave

KASHUNGO!

So drunk.

You are drunk.

Are you drunk?

Yep that sounds about right xD

Rofl

Lawl, he's usually not too bad, just sometimes. Like this one time he was in a really long line at the grocery store and got tired of waiting so he just walked out without paying. One time he gave me a toolbox for my birthday or Christmas or something and said, "Now the most important thing to remember about these tools is that you never let anyone borrow them unless you're sure you can kick their ass when they don't give the tools back", which I thought was hilarious, although I'm not sure he was joking...

He's got kind of an apathetic attitude and his morals are, well... questionable.

Y'know what's funny? I actually have an uncle named David, but his personality and yours aren't even remotely similar, lol.

niggerfaggot indeed.

Neophyte means niggerfaggot in wapanese.

I honestly don't have a clue

What does "Neophyte" even mean?