I am indeed, good sir, acquainted with the noble and most entertaining concept of a parody. The acclimation that the text in your signature is a parody is questionable, possibly due to that fact that some users (including myself) were not able discern which side of the longwinded and impassive "Battle of the 1337 5peek" you were showing your distaste for.
I recommend that you set aside some time to reword your signature, in order to make it more clear as to which side you believe to be correct.