For centuries now, haunted houses have been one of the highlights of trick-or-treating during Halloween. However, the true art of crafting the flawless haunted house has been lost for many years until it was resurrected in a recent indie title. To begin, set up your yard as an airplane crash site. Make sure that there are at least 100 MPH winds blowing your trees around (and have at least one of your trees clipping through the ground). This will set the mood for what is to come. This will lead your victims into the house, with stock, old-timey music playing and abstract paintings with images you found off the internet hanging on your walls. Their objective is to collect many keys as possible that you spread throughout the house in the most inconvenient locations, and each key unlocks the door farthest from where the key was picked up. The ultimate prize for completion is a manor full of magnificent, beefy hunks. You're not quite finished yet, though! Most importantly, at the top of the house, in huge, iridescent, neon lights, you place the most threatening welcome sign in all of humanity: “STAY OUT OF STUDWORTH, NERDS!”