I am currently balancing a copy of EarthBound on my head while playing Contra on the hardest difficulty without the Konami code while standing tippy-toed on the mast of the titanic which i have lifted from the bottom of the ocean from beneath myself and am therefore flying.
It's odd that Fire hasn't added you as a friend here yet.
Oh! Also, try to refrain from calling him Jacob, as we used to have a very well-known JacobX891 here, and some people miss him. Not Fire and I, though.
Also, this is a family-oriented forum, so only talk about sex when the mods aren't around and only swear when it's funny.
P.S. Whyme is a whiny attention whore that you will learn to hate.