Yessir, my great grandpappy Gerald was a genius of his time! He was the first McFinn to start up our mine! He was a stalwart man who always knew to use his head, both for planning the dig routes and blasting through the rocky red. This here's his portrait, what a fellow - everyone knows his belly was no yellow!
I mean, it was green and white. 'Cause he was a Gardevoir.
[size=1]What even is this entry ^_^;[/size]