Oct 18, 2009 at 12:04 AM
graters gonna grate
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Join Date: Jul 2, 2008
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Posts: 1886
Age: 32
Pronouns: he/him
Take a blank sheet of paper and just write down every random thought that pops into your head until the paper is full. If you ever stop and think about what you're writing, then you're doing it wrong. I did this three times and it was kinda funny how often I mentioned Cave Story and/or the forums.
Here are mine:
@Jacob and Lowell: I have nothing against you guys, your names just happened to come to mind at the same time as the topics of douchebags and dick-sucking, respectively.
This one was on a smaller sheet of paper, so that's why it's shorter.
So, let's hear yours
Here are mine:
Your mom is vick the lion that's what she said zero dollars in the face with bullets OH SNAP!!! BOOM!!! That just happened dood is a face with multiple wedges of cheese no shit Sherlock you suck my Mannschaft die now you smug bastard you're a billion dollars no you're not yes I am shut the fuck up JacobX891 you're a douchebag, well I don't give a shit so fuck off that's what she said yeah I know, NOT CAAARE BEEAAM!! Oh shit I just got not-care-beamed in the face and it was not a pleasant experience unlike your mom OOHH! Let's go to the post office it's good time like the lightside Thank you Captain Fabulous, suck my dick VoidMage_Lowell and I lost the game I already lost, no you didn't you're lying sack of shit Yeah, I know right? Shut up. On an unrelated side note you're black. No. How's your mom doing? You're a liquid, no actually I'm a solid wedge of some substance that may or may not be cheese. Good times in the face with silver awesome projectiles extends Entity kthxbai no yes no yes no maybe ok I lost no you didn't I'm gonna die ohz noez it's gonna suck, ohno billion mark time 4 punch Jack Kasprzyk in the face 4 stomp down bitch I SAID STOMP THE FUCK DOWN!! AAA!!! You're serious business, the higher your post-count the bigger you penis. OHSHT!!
@Jacob and Lowell: I have nothing against you guys, your names just happened to come to mind at the same time as the topics of douchebags and dick-sucking, respectively.
Five bucks man that's what I'm talkin' 'bout heall YAH! no dollars goddamnitfuckalldollarsinthegoddamnuniverse!!!!! No shut up you're Jamaican now wait for me to finish you're all one word y'ah mon dood you fail tattoos in the rear of everything in everything OSHTPARADOX! Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Dm-dee, etc that was supposed to be that Cave Story theme song but it's not really you're a schreiben. Ich schreibe jetzt nur auf Deutsch. Deutsch ist epic, oops that wasn't Deutsch, um, Crap I mean das war nicht Deutsch, of fuck it I can't keep this shit up! FUCK! FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, I'm not really that mad I just wanted to waste two lines #include <yourmom> using namespace std; //hell yeah you'll get tons of std's int main(){int thing=0; cin >> thing; if(thing==5) cout << "HELL YEAH FIVE BUCKS!!!\n"; System("Pause"); return 0;} you're a stupid C++ program your MOM SWEARS A LOT no dollars FUCKSHITASSFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This one was on a smaller sheet of paper, so that's why it's shorter.
Ghaa oh my god a billion freaking dollars just happened to your mom in the cheese house which, good sir, just happens to be the thing that is absolutely what she did in fact say! In other words, that's what she said, for those of you who don't comprehend my brilliant wedge of cheesy awesomesauce foolness boom. Ed McMahon moment not really screw you
So, let's hear yours