Would you like to have little people that protected you but they lived in your ear?

Apr 21, 2011 at 2:04 AM
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That is what I am asking.
 
Apr 21, 2011 at 2:47 AM
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Re: Would you like to have little people that protected you but they lived in your ea

They'd like, get covered in earwax. Poor little guys.
 
Apr 21, 2011 at 3:17 AM
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Lol, they would clean out your ears so they could live there without being covered. Though they can't understand english or any other human language all that well.
 
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Re: Would you like to have little people that protected you but they lived in your ea

yes yes one thousand times yes
 
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Re: Would you like to have little people that protected you but they lived in your ea

What would happen to them if I was wearing an in-ear headset/ earbuds? Would they go in my brain :awesomeface:.
 
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Re: Would you like to have little people that protected you but they lived in your ea

I sometimes hear voices, are those these little people you refer to?
 
Apr 21, 2011 at 3:30 AM
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Re: Would you like to have little people that protected you but they lived in your ea

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Lol, they would clean out your ears so they could live there without being covered. Though they can't understand english or any other human language all that well.

Or maybe they'd build villages our of my earwax. That'd be so disgustingly cool homg
 
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Or maybe they'd build villages our of my earwax. That'd be so disgustingly cool homg

I don't think my ears have enough wax in them for that, due to my constant wearing of ear buds... Now, I can't even tell if I'm wearing any-- I've gone to sleep with them still in my head.
 
Apr 21, 2011 at 3:36 AM
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Re: Would you like to have little people that protected you but they lived in your ea

Well I mean if they are REALLY tiny...

Or like, there's probably more wax deeper in your ear.

And geez CS, your earbud wearing is ruining their village. That's like, mass genocide!
 
Apr 21, 2011 at 5:14 AM
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THEY WOULD BECOME DEATH BECAUSE OF YOU USING HEADPHONES!!! ZOMG!!! :awesomeface: :eek: :eek:
 
Apr 21, 2011 at 5:16 AM
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Re: Would you like to have little people that protected you but they lived in your ea

Lol guys think of this:

Little People: We make fire!

You: Oh, so that was the excruciating pain in my ears last night.
 
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Re: Would you like to have little people that protected you but they lived in your ea

but then when the left your ears they would become giant to protect you

or something
 
Apr 21, 2011 at 7:18 AM
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Re: Would you like to have little people that protected you but they lived in your ea

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Lol guys think of this:
No
 
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Re: Would you like to have little people that protected you but they lived in your ea

listen royaltyler but just because you've made the greatest thread, doesn't necessarily make you great, or even good -.-

sorry
 
Apr 21, 2011 at 2:52 PM
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What are you talking about? I never said anything about being great.
 
Apr 21, 2011 at 9:25 PM
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Re: Would you like to have little people that protected you but they lived in your ea

No.

You must learn to stand up for yourself on your own, little people living in your ear wax won't do it for you!
 
Apr 21, 2011 at 10:44 PM
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Re: Would you like to have little people that protected you but they lived in your ea

I'm talking about they would protect you from mysterious strangers... and internet trolls.
 
Apr 21, 2011 at 10:48 PM
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OT: I would not like this at all.
 
Apr 22, 2011 at 2:17 AM
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Re: Would you like to have little people that protected you but they lived in your ea

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I'm talking about they would protect you from mysterious strangers... and internet trolls.

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Re: Would you like to have little people that protected you but they lived in your ea

I would never be able to:
Shower
Use in-ear buds
Bathe
Swim
Clean my ears

And that's only because they are physically in my ears.

Some other things you can't do when people are with you constantly are:
Watch porn
Fap
Be naked in any situation ever, or even scantily clad
Have personal discussions (phones or otherwise)
Date/Have meaningful time with a lover
Guilty Pleasures (Playing Pokemon all day)
Dance.
The list goes on...

So I think that would be a resounding NO for me :D
 
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