^, *, v Translation Game!

You knew this was gonna happen eventually...

T3h rulez:
Works like the ^, *, v game, except:
^: Guess/ridicule of the previous posters original phrase
*: Your translated phrase (see Translation Party or Lost In Translation)
v: Snarky comment about the next poster (optional)

To begin:
^: Needs to speak up, I'm a trifle deaf in one ear.
*: It very extracts of great the monarch! In order to lose same vespene to intoxicate and to the product he is fixed! We have the necessity of the other tree!
v: You heard it: We have the necessity of the other tree!

This… recognized and this T3h in all the recent Rulez: If somigliate to ^ the work, *, the leaves of the competitions of the v: ^: In order to consider or it overturns the games before the original one of the affirmation of *: The affirmation of the conversion (or you with the party that negotiated of the conversion of the loss in the translation, you see on the other hand), v: Commentaries (option) in the beginning in agreement with of Snarky inside according to the instruction: ^: In obvious it admits necessarily like I' Insignificant the material ear cannot in the morning be felt and the place of the ear of the hour. *: Its great clogging of the solution the monarch! For the cause in the product, vespene is probably entichée with destroys equal, the repairs those the interests of seins he! We have the requirement to a another tree of the structure! V: They are enquis: We have the requirement to a another tree of the structure!

 

^ Odd. Verily.
*The tap of the wire of gradice of the SEM-aim his " this cheese of the material the not much municipality of the plea; Cheese! " With the controls. Crushings of later Biscotto of the bit. Does the Kaukasier assure, biscorch correctly you who you crush yourself and already the bit? Kaukasier and cheese! Possibly or correctly cheese. Hrm.
v wonders wah ah boomped.

 

^ The government tapped Wedge of Cheese's phone line and heard him say "I AM A WEDGE OF CHEESE, HEAR ME ROAR!". They ordered him crushed into biscotti, but he had already crushed himself. Kaukasier and cheese! Maybe. Hrm.
*I am ashamed of the family, my clarinet (I started young) jump naked from the ceiling yesterday, a bad game the roof, dancing "only known version of all inspired by the clarinet after my friend and Duet time, "I do not sixth-grade talent.
V Like me, realizes that ^ bumped out of boredom.

 

^ Was that a direct quote from the spambot we had a couple of weeks ago?
* I to indeed the way it say be the on wrapping package, but yet have exploding the burned burrito of in the micro waves.
V TAKE THAT!

 

^ I read the directions on the package, but the burritos still exploded when I tried to cook them in the microwave.
* Opposition ¡! Evidence that the defendants actions sixty sex witness, and because I eat the cake of vanilla and the Washington Monument.
V Is so curious about my translation that they will follow this link to discover where I got it from.

 

^ something about an objection and the cake is a lie
* This phrase is completely useless, not by increasing the thread
v cant guess my original phrase
this phrase is completely pointless, and was only made to bump a thread

 

^ Something about bumping threads and phrases.
* But what humans, a tragic secret mountain. But enough talking!
V Hopefully won't need to spend too long thinking about this one.

 

^ What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you!
* which this one is I, it does not do not exactly
(boots said the last part is optional)

 

^ I think it said i don't know.
*Please please see more information about how to fly like a pig to run from the gun and how they.(bonus points to whoever got the reference).
v That's what she said.

 

^ I'll learn to run from a gun when pigs fly.
* Otherwise, the bears are destructive if they are exposed in the world, upset at the coup, fire, ice and fire. Water managers, the song smother the fight, turn on the ashes, despite tillage. On the other, throughout your head in your hands. Taming the beast from the sea with your article.
V I'm not sure why I'm even putting this part, since it's optional...

 

^ Bears are dangerous etc etc whatever i dunno
* I swallowed something that Shigeru Kaname flying in the wind?
v May have a hard time getting it

 

^ Shigeru Kaname's girlfriend swallowed, and he was so happy he started flying.
* I wonder if I have lost only ask whether there is map
V http://xkcd.com/279/ http://xkcd.com/391/

 

^ I wonder if i'm lost, if only i had a map
* Lord, I have not seen this movie

(in case anyone cares, my previous phrase was "what is the air-speed of an unladen swallow in flight?")