Nevar Forget

This thread. Over a year has gone by since it was born, and we are approaching the anniversary of its death. Many new members have joined since then, and I think it's important for them to witness one of my favorite threads on Mirai Gamer. It is a part of our history, and must be remembered.
You don't need to read the entire thing, but read the first few pages and the last few pages. Here it is in a nutshell:

Spoiler

PeaceDove: Who's sexy? I think Curly is sexy.
MetaSeraphim: Chaco and Curly.
T-Jack: I am a furry.
JacobGameGenie: I am a furry.
Captain Fabulous: I am a furry, but Curly.
Gardebiter: I am a furry pedophile.
Lowell: NO RESPECT. NONE.
All: STFU. HEY, <insert disgusting CS character/monster here> IS PRETTY SEXY, I'D FUCK IT.
torokoplusishot: Enraged Toroko is the sexiest. Ever. I want her to hold me.
All: ...srsly?
torokoplusishot: Yes.
Furries: *Yiff*
All: *Fapfapfapfapfap*

Thread Closed. Man I am so sick and tired of having to retell the same rule about Sexual Content being prohibited on these forums. Seriously, if I see too much more of this, I will start banning members permanently who I see break this rule. There are members on this forum who are women and they should not have to put up with this kind of immature crap.

All: But... every known female member contributed to this thread.

Oh, and then there's this thread's little brother. And retarded cousin.

 

The response to Skye's bitching is spot on. Also, notice how two of the three threads in question were created by females.

 

Fun times, fun times.
We need a new forum for that kinda thing.
FP fizzled out. :/

Also, worst idea, but here for the lulz:

Make a subforum here that require age verification to view. :>
Have your credit cards ready!

 

Woah, it was THAT long ago? I must have mistaken every thread for that one.

 

Memorable quotes:
Gardebiter: "I see no porn in this thread, so it's just fine"
Jacob: "Do... do we need porn in this thread? "

T-Jack: "Cave Story fandom: Putting the cock in cockroach since 2004"

Moddex: "This thread is getting of"

Captain Fabulous: "Just saying, you're a sane person, and that's a minority here."

"Santa is sexy, though. Just look at them eyebrows."
T-Jack: "Are we gonna go through that "chirping crickets" stuff all over again?"
Captain Fabulous: "A badger could hibernate in those things. Mreow."
T-Jack: " ... oooooo-kay, I'm gonna be over there in that corner. Shout if you need me... "
Captain Fabulous: "HEY T-JACK DO YOU THINK MOROMIN IS SEXY!!! "
T-Jack: "ONLY IN THAT ONE PIECE OF FAN ART! "
captain Fabulous: "AGREED. YOU SHOULD GET OUT OF THAT CORNER NOW MY VOICE IS GETTING HOARSE."

Captain Fabulous: "I keep thinking that the longer I stay addicted to Cave Story, the higher a chance there is of me developing a robot fetish. Even that exploding robot in the Core room kinda had it going on... "

Captain Fabulous: "'If f****ing is sure to result in victory, then you must f****!' Sun Tzu said that, and I think he knows a little more about f*****ing than you do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor! And then he used his f**** money to buy two of every animal on Earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he ****ed the crap out of every single one!"

Captain Fabulous: "If I could land my "sweetie/lust", as you say, we'd be taking over the world, or taking over SOMETHING. You don't just have sex with a killer robot, you get shit done."
Fire1052: "So you have anal sex with a killer robot. "
T-Jack: "Not just that, you kill stuff while doing it. "
Captain Fabulous: "You know what guys, that's the best suggestion I've heard all week. Now I just need to find a sexy, sexy robot... "
T-Jack: "If you wait 20, 30 years, I'll build you one. "
Captain Fabulous: "Or you could just glue a Fleshlight to a Battlebot, and get nearly the same effect a lot sooner."

T-Jack: "How many posts before someone mentions rape?"
Yakkers: "Oh, I was about to."

Captain Fabulous: "NEXT TIME YOU PUT MAPLE SYRUP ON YOUR WAFFLES. JUST REMEMBER. THAT BOTTLE WAS MADE IN CHINA."

"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"SPONGEBOB!"
"SQUAREPANTS!"

Sorry, most of those were mine. It's what I decided to save before.

 

Memorieees~

The erotic literature thread was the whole reason I joined the forums in the first place. Basically every post I made afterwards was meant to disguise that fact until I found a new purpose: doing whatever no one else will do for some reason.

So yes, if not for this, I would never have came here. And then what would y'all do?

*bricked*

 

So yes, if not for this, I would never have came here. And then what would y'all do?

We would obviously do whyme and MetaSeraphim and Ryuuoutan and Wild Desu and PeaceDo-*shot*

 

We would obviously do whyme and MetaSeraphim and Ryuuoutan and Wild Desu and PeaceDo-*shot*

*vomits*
*vomits more*
Oh god, Cheese, what--
*vomits*
What the hell are you thinking? We don't even know if Rutan has a--
*vomits up intestines*
Dammit, now look what you made me do.

 

Remember the fun times, when everything happened in the Cave Story forum. Remember those who aren't with you any more. Do not let your forum's history die. And DON'T BE SUCH A FUCKING SICKO, CHEESE!

 

See how epic these threads are? T-Jack posted again because of these threads.
Show some respect.

 

*bows head*
.
..
...
*moves on*

 

zOMFGDS!!! T-JACK BACK!!!

Lawl.

And y'all're calling ME a sicko after some of the content of these threads that you so delight in? Not that I'm accusing y'all of being sickos, but just keep it all in perspective m'kay?

 

WE didn't suggest having intercourse with Ryttulan. Raping Chie is not even close to such a deprived act.
(For the record I did not suggest raping Chie. That was someone else.)
Also, T-Jack's not back. He just posted once. Too bad you got your hopes up.

 

Let's try to keep this as clean as possible...
...Show some respect.. -.-"

Teehee ...

 

Teehee ...

Once again lowell accurately predicts the opposite of what happens.

 

Oh man, the things I said in that thread. What the FUCK was I thinking XD

 

Ah, 2009...It was so long ago. More than 10 years.

Good times.

 

A year ago I saw these forums
and the layout (wait so it has 5 subforums, and only two are used? they're completely unrelated! etc) and black color scheme deterred me away from it.

In an alternate universe, where I did join, I'm right in there. With my BlueRobot/ Misery quotes.

"I feel horrible for what I've done"
"It's been... to long to count"
"116 years"
"Yeah"
"I wasn't... thinking back then."
"Hmph"
"Is there anything I can do to... make it up to you?"
"Well there is ONE thing"

I regret missing this, it looks to be quite epic. I'm defiantly reading through the whole thing.

 

I remeber these times

 

I feel a weird twisted sense of pride.