JUNE 28 lS CAPS LOCK DAY

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED ONE YEAR AGO TODAY?
WE LOST A GREAT MAN.

RIP WILLIAM D. MAYS JR.
MAY OUR OUR OBNOXIOUS CAPS ONLY POSTS REFLECT THE BEAUTIFUL SOUND OF HIS VOICE.

Spoiler

'Cept you gotta have one lowercase character to bypass the filter o.o

 

*Sniff* That was so beautiful, *sniff* I'm gonna cry...
I can't type in all caps yet, it's not June 28th in my time zone yet. It would feel wrong to start early. But I swear to you, internet, tomorrow I will be made of capital letters.

NEVER FORGET BILLY MAYS.
HIS WORDS WERE LOUD, AND HIS FACE WAS BEARD.

 

BILLY MaYS WAS A SEXY MOTHaFUCKAH

 

I never knew who he was. I guess he was more of a star only in America.

 

 

I WAS GOING TO LINK TO AN AMAZING BILLY MAYS REMIX (OR, IN PROPER TERMS, YOUTUBE POOP MUSIC VIDEO) BUT THE GUY WITH THE VIDEO GOT SUSPENDED OR SOMETHING O.o
(COMMANDERGWONAM IF ANYONE WAS CURIOUS.)

FURTHERMORE, THERE WAS A COLLAB GOING ON, BUT IT GOT CANCELLED SlNCE THE SOURCE SUCKS. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY8VD2rSCro

SO INSTEAD YOU GET THIS CRAP OTHER YTPMV I FOUND AT THE DEPTHS OF THE YTPMV TRASH HEAP.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65TvU_k4d78
PLUS I CANT EMBED BECAUSE I FAIL AT LIFE.

 

i was going to link to an amazing billy mays remix (or, in proper terms, youtube poop music video) but the guy with the video got suspended or something o.o (commandergwonam if anyone was curious.)

furthermore, there was a collab going on, but it got cancelled since the source sucks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy8vd2rscro

so instead you get this crap other ytpmv i found at the depths of the ytpmv trash heap.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65tvu_k4d78
plus i can't embed cause i fail at life.

WAS lT "BILLY MAYS ADVERTISES KEYGEN?"
ALSO YOU FORGOT CAPS LOCK :eek:
OR MAYBE THE FILTER GOT YOU.

 

BILLY MAYS WAS THE ONLY MAN WHO COULD EVER TALK IN CAPSLOCK.

yakkers what happened to your avatar

 

WAS lT "BILLY MAYS ADVERTISES KEYGEN?"
ALSO YOU FORGOT CAPS LOCK
OR MAYBE THE FILTER GOT YOU.

YES AND KK l FIXED

 

I MISS YOU, BILLY MAYS.
I COULD ALWAYS TELL THAT YOU REALLY, REALLY THOUGHT I SHOULD BUY THAT PRODUCT, BECAUSE YOU WERE ALWAYS YELLING. PEOPLE ARE SERIOUS WHEN THEY YELL.
HOW AM I TO GAUGE THE AWESOMENESS OF ANY PRODUCT THAT IS NOT SUPPORTED BY SOMEONE YELLING AT ME? THIS WORLD IS SO CONFUSING WITHOUT YOUR CLEAR, MASCULINE, LOUD WORDS.
I SHED MANLY TEARS FOR YOU, BILLY MAYS.
Manly tears of sorrow.

 

BILLY MAYS WAS A HERO.
NOT BECAUSE OF HIS PRODUCTS, BUT BECAUSE HE WAS LOUD.
LOUD AN HAPPY.
I HOPE SOME DAY THAT I COULD BE AS LOUD AS THE GREAT BILLY MAYS, AND I HOPE SOMEONE WILL AVENGE YOU BY STABBING VINCE.
YOU WERE A GREAT MAN, BILLY, AND ONE DAY, I WILL TELL MY KIDS ABOUT HOW I WOULD STOP FAST FORWARDING THE TIVO JUST TO WATCH YOUR COMMERCIALS, AND HOW I STARTED A FACEBOOK GROUP ABOUT HIM.
ONE DAY I MAY EVEN BUT ONE OF YOUR PRODUCTS.
IN CONCLUSION: WATCH HIS COMMERCIALS, WATCH PITCHMAN, SPRINKLE A RITUAL TEASPOON OF OXYCLEAN ON YOUR PILLOW EVERY NIGHT SO YOU CAN HAVE BILLY MAYS IN YOUR DREAMS.
amen.

 

yakkers what happened to your avatar

It got a fuckload more huggable, that's what happened.

 

Yakkers, you now appear to be a complete weeaboo. Is that the kind of impression you want to make on newbies? Or even oldies that don't know you well?