Jun 12, 2014 at 12:08 AM
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Posts: 539
Pronouns: he/him
Guys, I have a confession.
On this forum site, and in real life, I am not parkraft123 (nor my alias in real life, which is non existent).
I am actually a dark alien overlord from the depths of space in which I feed on my brothers and sisters for lunch.
I'm also enroute for planet earth, and my minion-slaves have calculated that near July 1st, 2014, I will land on earth
and enslave everyone here.
Now, here are my following requests:
-I be welcomed with swarms of people around me somewhere on the canadian area side of Falls, Niagara
-The 5 fattest people line up in front of my minion chefs so they can be prepared as a fillet
-I be called the coolest dark overlord ever
-All of you are required to do my bidding and to bring me the cute and repetitive "Nyan Cat"
I know, this earth invasion thing isn't the nicest thing to do, but I am also bored on my free time (where I come from, all we have for entertainment is Whipping, Eating your sibling(s) or chess)
Well, I'll see you on July 1st! BE THERE OR BE EXTERMINATED BY ME!
On this forum site, and in real life, I am not parkraft123 (nor my alias in real life, which is non existent).
I am actually a dark alien overlord from the depths of space in which I feed on my brothers and sisters for lunch.
I'm also enroute for planet earth, and my minion-slaves have calculated that near July 1st, 2014, I will land on earth
and enslave everyone here.
Now, here are my following requests:
-I be welcomed with swarms of people around me somewhere on the canadian area side of Falls, Niagara
-The 5 fattest people line up in front of my minion chefs so they can be prepared as a fillet
-I be called the coolest dark overlord ever
-All of you are required to do my bidding and to bring me the cute and repetitive "Nyan Cat"
I know, this earth invasion thing isn't the nicest thing to do, but I am also bored on my free time (where I come from, all we have for entertainment is Whipping, Eating your sibling(s) or chess)
Well, I'll see you on July 1st! BE THERE OR BE EXTERMINATED BY ME!
If you didn't guess, this was a joke and Parody of the recent Hate9 duplicate scandal. I'm still parkraft123, so don't fret. Also, don't do anything i said in this thread.
